Ding Ding!

"Natsu can you get the door!" Lucy yelled.

"It's your house!" I lazily replied.

"Please Natsu I'm in the shower!" She cried back.

I trudged to the door to see a green bag.

"Huh?" I stepped outside and closed the door.

I opened it to see a bunch of chibi figurines made to look like people from the guild.

There were two inches tall.

They looked so real.

It was a folded piece of paper with some magic symbols on it with a word key at the bottom.

I smirked as I took out Lucy's magic Gale force reading glasses, which I may or may not have stole.

With those I broke the code in under 5 minutes.

"Tyson Ryson Mik Maik Kiaki lope May" I enchanted.

A magic circle appeared over the toys and tiny murmurs of gibberish could be heard.

"Eh!?" I reached for one of them when I heard Lucy's voice.

"Natsu?" I closed the bag and went inside.

She was wearing a towel and drying up her hair with another.

"Who was at the door?"

I knew Lucy gets mad when I read random magic stuff, and since I never tell a lie, I told an untruth it's different.

Yes it is.

...

Shut up.

"Ugh , nobody! I'm not hiding something, your hiding something!" I exclaimed like a boss.

She raised an eyebrow at my words but said nothing more.

"Well, see yah Luce, thanks for letting me hang out, bye!" I ran out the door with the bag, straight to my house.

I walked in my studio home and luckily Happy wasn't home.

I dumped all of the peeps out on my table.

Yea, I call them peeps.

It was all Fairy Tail members there.

They immediately went into our teams an started talking.

Team Natsu, Team Shadow Gear, Stratuss Siblings, etc.

I waved my hand in front of them, but they didn't seem to notice and when I moved them they didn't react at all.

This is pretty strange magic..

Cool!

I pushed tiny Natsu and Gray together and they immediately started fighting.

You could practically see the tiny lightbulb appear over my head as I pushed a pencil in front of Gray.

Mini me then did a iron fist to Gray's head.

Tiny Lucy came towards mini me and begin to scold him.

Mini me said something though and she instantly stopped.

Tiny Lucy face felt heated after that when I touched her face.

They then interlocked hands and walked off.

I blushed slightly and looked over to see Levy and Gajeel flirting, but what else is new.

I picked up tiny Panther Lily and made him kiss Carla.

Tiny Happy was eating fish, so I turned him around to see Lily and Carla.

I gave Happy a piece of broken pencil led and he began to attack Lily.

"No! Happy ! Don't kick Lily there!"

"Not his eye!"

"The humanity!" I cried out.

For the sake of my poor, poor eyes I gave tiny Happy a fish scale, and Lily a kiwi seed.

I sighed, and started to look for Mini me.

I lifted a book and found Mini me and Tiny Lucy,

Making out!

I intensely blushed and pushed the two apart.

And I swear Mini me tried to bite my finger.

I looked towards Tiny Luce, ... is that a hickey!?

My face turned fifty shades of red.

"Ow!"

I rested my hand down and felt a strong shock.

I turned around and saw a mad Little Laxus.

I flicked him in the stomach multiple times.

Heh.

I picked up Mini me and Little Laxus and slammed them into each other.

After I won of course.

I got a can of booze and dumped Cana in it.

My eyes widened when it was empty fifthteen seconds later.

I was about to push Gajeel of the table when I heard it.

"Knock Knock!"

I froze.