Story:
This make-over took place after Light phoned in the make-over people.
FrappeG and Yume are desperate fans who somehow managed to find out the whereabouts of L and soon took over the make-up artist's job just to get a chance to see him. But they wind up torturing him in the end, not that they intended to do so.
(They attacked the make-up artist's that Light hired and stole their beautifying tools, LOL)
A little something about the OCies...
FrappeG:
She is Frappegurl777. She's a mad scientist/inventor/L fan/Killua fan/etc. She's evil. She's messy. She's unstoppable. One she sets her mind on something, she'd do anything (no matter how stupid) just to get it. If you read 'HE'S ALIVE' fanfic, you'd understand.
Abilities: Dream disturbance, inventing (it usually fails), Time and dimensional travel
Yume:
Yume is Yumeri (my co-author of this fanfic)
In my stories, she's an android. She is the first ever successful (probably the only) invention of FrappeG. She acts out as her minion/assistant/friend and most of the time she just ends up in different dilemmas because of FrappeG. No matter, she remained by FrappeG's side till the end. Sweet!
Abilities: Behind her poker face lies monstrous strength. Her abilities include pyrokinetics and gadget usage of radar used to locate anyone she seeks. This is a good combination with FrappeG's dimensional/time travel abilities. This means they can go anywhere they want, whenever they want and disturb any person they intend to help. By now, they are going to show up in L's suite.
Disclaimer: All the other characters with the exception of FrappeG and Yume aren't mine. If you're a movie and anime addict or a Johnny Depp fan, you'd recognize some of the characters.
SO let's get on with the story… Light comes in and says…
Ryuuzaki's Major Make-over
"You need a make-over."
"No, I don't…"
"Like it or not, you would have to comply."
"…Comply?" L narrowed his eyes at Light. "What is the meaning of this?"
"Your tenants will be arriving any moment now." Light stopped to look at his watch.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Right on time!"
Light reached for the doorknob and stopped to look through the door hole. He saw a glimpse of two weird indescribable creatures.
Light thought that hairstylist and make-up people have a queer sense of style and that they tend to get overboard. That must explain why the two creatures out the door look so animated.
Light unlocks the door. As soon as the lock was off, the strange visitors slammed their way in. The door smashed Light's face causing his nose to bleed and his forehead to swell. There was a growing bump on the spot where he got hit. Light groaned in pain.
"Sorry, did that on purpose." The girl with the cap said blankly, carrying an armful of bags behind her.
FrappeG, the one responsible for slamming the door, was oblivious to the broken-nosed Light. She paced the room to stand in front of L. She's a desperate fan of the detective.
L doesn't know if he should laugh (at Light who got his nose broken) or be surprised at the sight of FrappeG and her minion, Yume.
L knew for a fact that he wasn't a very tidy-looking guy but the two individuals who were now in front of him take the cake.
One of them was absolutely alien-like, a parodist. L was reminded of the mad scientist, Dr. Colin Clive from the 1931 Frankenstein movie. Crazy…
The girl had numerous ponytails that hung from her head like small, dark tentacles. She had her goggles settling over her head. She stood crossed armed in her worn out laboratory gown while tapping her shoes to the floor in an unsettling rhythm.
"Ready for your make-over?"
She said as she chewed on a chunk of bubblegum which she blew too big that it popped and got stuck on her face.
When the tentacle haired scientist wannabe was busy taking off sticky, gooey gum from all over her countenance, the other individual dropped their heavy bags, kits and suitcases to the floor.
She carried everything all by herself? Those burdens look rather bulky. (That's monstrous strength)
CLANG! CLING! BAAM!
The minion dropped her things on the floor, causing the floor to crack. That would cause him money for repair. Damnation.
Clinging sounds were heard upon the collision of the bags and the floor.
Why did it cling? What could be inside those bags?
"We'd like to put our things here, thanks."
You already did, why ask permission now?
The girl wearing a black baggy t-shirt opened the bag and reach inside it to look for something. Ryuuzaki noticed that her cap had an antenna. She was also rather callous while listening to her MP3.
She pulled out an axe. Ryuuzaki jumped in his seat. What the heck?
"Nope… not this one."
Next was a sword.
"Nope"
Then a hammer.
"Ooooh… nice" The girl looked at the metallic heaviness she held in her hand with a smile on her face. (Beware: She likes to torture people)
As crazy as it sounds, she even pulled out a chainsaw. The contraption whirred.
"Oooops… Not that one either."
She continued foraging inside the bag which had too much medieval and torture tools for someone who works as a make-up artist. This is really weird, even for weird L.
The goggle-girl finally finished removing all the remnants of the bubblegum off her face and said.
"Look in the brown brief case. I think it's there, Yume."
Yume is it.
Yume looked at goggle-girl. "Alright, FrappeG…" There wasn't excitement in her voice. She proceeded and opened the brown brief case.
FrappeG is it.
Even weirder. From the suitcase, Yume pulled out…What? Who??
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
"I'd love to cut his hair" the scary man said.
L jumped off his seat and headed straight to another room. Light blocked him, who was holding an icepack to his nose.
"You're not getting away."
L froze. "Light! They're going to kill me!"
"Oh, don't worry, he's a very nice guy." Said Yume.
Edward swiftly cut L's hair. But L's hair regenerated.
???
Everyone, except L, uttered. "OOooooooooOOOOooooo"
"That's awesome!"
"Do it again!"
So Edward did.
"What insanity!!" L protested as he covered his head with his arms protectively.
Light, though furious with FrappeG and Yume, was determined to finish the makeover. The sooner they go out the better. Let's get this over with.
Light forced L to sit on the chair. When L tried to resist, Light slapped him hard making L spin in his rolling seat. FrappeG and Yume laughed.
"AHahaha, my my…" Yume laughed with only her mouth moving. Her manner of speaking was robotic.
"AHhahahahaha…My sides are going to split!!!" FrappeG was on the ground, holding her aching stomach from all the laughter.
"Let's summon a few hair models for him to choose."
"I see, okay. First let's call on more barbers to help us tame his hair."
"SWEENEY TODD" Both girls shouted.
A frightening man with a blade in his hand came out of the brown suitcase. "You've asked for me?"
"NO! I know what you're gonna do! You're going to slice off my neck, throw me down the pit and use my flesh for your meat pies!!!" L accused exasperatedly.
Sweeney Todd's eyebrows rose. "Oh, you knew that?"
Everyone else in the room cringed. "Yume put him back. He's freaking me out!" FrappeG ordered.
"Right" Yume agreed. Sweeney Todd with a disappointed look on his face, toppled as Yume pushed him. And he was gone, for good.
While Light was chaining L to the chair, FrappeG pulled out a lengthwise paper from the dirty pocket of her laboratory gown.
"Hair models front and center!"
Various people from the brown suitcase came out. This was totally an enigmatic and impossible event.
There, lined before L were…
WILLY WONKA.
L got interested of him because he owns a candy factory. LOL. His hair is shiny but not too manly.
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROWS.
He's a pirate and like any other pirate he doesn't bath. He smells. His hair is an absolute no-no.
TENSHIN HAN.
Baldness. The desperate choice. Maybe if L's head is shaven the hair wouldn't grow back? Last resort only.
DRACO MALFOY.
Completely sleek and tidy. Fair enough.
NICK CARTER.
So out of fashion. L would look like a boy band member from the backstreet boys. Not so fitting.
SAN GOKU.
"Goku, super-saiyan mode!" FrappeG addressed Goku in a fierce tone. Goku obeyed and this made the things in the suite whirl about the room causing more damage than what Yume did to the floor. Goku's hair turned golden and straight-up defying gravity. Too out of this world. L doesn't like it. It was such an exaggerated hairstyle.
ROCK LEE.
His hair looked like an inverted dark-colored bowl stuck to cover his head. Not cool!
GO JUN PYO AND THE REST OF THE F4 BISHOUNENS.
Cool…
LEONIDAS
Too Spartan. Too much beared. Not formal.
KURAMA.
Too girlish and why is his hair red-orange?
A POODLE.
This is a dog. Why follow a dog's fur style? L is going to a formal party not a dog contest, for Pete's sake!
"Choose!" said frappeG behaving like a host for a miss universe pageant.
"I can't!" L answered. Clearly, FrappeG did not give him much better options. Maybe he should have allowed Sweeney Todd to cut his neck instead of choosing among these people.
"Okay, I'll choose tenshin han's style for you."
"NO WAY!"
"What's wrong with my hair?" Tenshin Han asked angrily for he was hurt by L's rejection.
"You don't have it." Yume commented. Three of Tenshin Han's eyes darted daggers at her. Fury was certain in his façade but he kept his cool and said nothing more.
L looked at Light with puppy dog eyes in the hopes of receiving even just a teensy-weensy amount of MERCY.
Light showed no remorse. Why am I not surprised…
FrappeG scratched her head in utter confusion. She knew nothing about men's hairstyle. Would you just look at the way she tied her hair? She doesn't even comb it, how much more if she attempts a hair cut? God! What a disaster that would be.
"The best would be to point his hair in one certain direction. That would make him look tidy and formal." Light suggested. "How about Dragon Mouthfoy's sleek inspired hair style?"
"HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY NAME YOU FILTHY MUDBLOOD!!!"
"Chill out Dracula, Light didn't do it on purpose; you're name after all is very unique!" Yume said seeking to lessen Draco's wrath. It only made Draco much more infuriated.
"IT'S DRACO!!!"
"Okay! It's decided then. Everyone get back to the suit case!"
"Why is the rum gone?" said Jack Sparrows.
"You won't find any rum here. Now beat it!"
"awwww…." The rest of the cast groaned in disappointment and some of them angry.
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Leonidas exclaimed.
"Shut up. This is not Sparta." Yume replied nonchalantly.
Nonetheless, they followed FrappeG's command and disappeared as they entered the suitcase. Yume secured the lock of the suitcase then sat on top of it as she adjusted her earphones.
"Comb!"
Yume threw the combs and FrappeG caught them. FrappeG positioned herself behind L and combed L's hair with difficulty. With the pull of FrappeG's grooming action, L's neck extended towards his back, causing him pain.
"That hurts!"
"Don't be such a baby! Whose fault is it for your hair to become hard like this?"
"I never saw him brush or comb. Not even once." Light said to confirm his views.
"Geez. How helpful." Yume rolled her eyes.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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