AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a 55-word fanfic. It was originally written for 55 A Day (www.), a nanofiction site. Most of the stories on 55 A Day are original fiction, but I saw no reason that I couldn't write a fanfic in as many words. So here you have it: flash fan fiction. Hope you enjoy!
Somebody Please Call a Plumber
a 55-word fanfic by Jackson Ferrell
I came home Tuesday to find Wendy O. Koopa, 4"2', standing in my kitchen. "What's going on?" I blurted.
"What's it look like, idiot?" she replied. "I'm taking over."
"Like hell you are! I'll kick your shell six w--"
She drew a wand from her shell. I spent the next half-year as a cactus.