Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Ouran High School Host Club! Blah blah blah…

Yes! The first few chapters and characters are from Queen Kasumi of Fire's Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, the Silent, Non-sociable Host. I have her permission to use these!

"Naruto-kun! Hurry up! You'll be late for your first day of school." the young, sleeping blonde heard his foster father, Iruka Umino, tell him through the closed bedroom door. Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze groaned and got up.

"First day in a new school...great…," Naruto mumbled as he got out of bed and put his uniform on. As soon as he got downstairs after changing, he was greeted by Iruka.

"Good morning, Naruto-kun! Here's breakfast!" Iruka said cheerily as he placed a plate with eggs and bacon on it i front of the blonde. Naruto just stared at the food and started eating slowly.

"Mornin', Iruka." Naruto said in a dead, emotionless voice. He had been living with Iruka for five months, now, and was used to their routine.

"So... are you ready for school? Kakashi is supposed to be your homeroom teacher, so at least you'll have a familiar face in the school!" Iruka said in an upbeat tone, "And I'm sure you'll make some great friends in Ouran! Oh, won't that be lovely, Naruto-kun!?"

"...I swear, Iruka...You truly are gay." Naruto said in a voice devoid of emotion as he washed his plate in the sink.

"Oh! I'm not that bad!" Iruka said lovingly while washing his own plate, "Now, hurry up! I'll drive you to Ouran so you know how to walk there tomorrow!"

"...Whatever you say, Iruka." Naruto replied uninterested and headed up to get his school supplies.

At School

"Well Naruto-kun, have a good day at school!" Iruka shouted cheerfully. Naruto watched as the car receded into the distance. As soon as it was out of his sight, Naruto turned and walked to the school's entrance hall. "This bites.' Naruto thought before looking up into the sky, 'Mom... dad… I miss you. Why did you…-tch- why do I even try?' Naruto thought sadly as he bumped into someone' "Oh. Gomenasai." Naruto blandly apologized.

"It's ok. Are you new here?" the person asked as he bent down to pick up the books he dropped when Naruto bumped into him.

"Let me help, it is my fault." Naruto calmly demanded and started picking up books. They fell into a comfortable silence as they finished picking up the books. "There you go. I am sorry about bumping into you." Naruto said as he got up to go.

"Wait! Would you like to walk around with me, since we're both new here?" the younger looking boy asked kindly.

"Sure, I guess." Naruto mumbled as the boy dragged him to the building by the wrist. A small smirk appeared on Naruto's face, 'Maybe this won't be as bad I thought.' he thought.