AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a 55-word fanfic. It was originally written for 55 A Day (www.), a nanofiction site. Most of the stories on 55 A Day are original fiction, but I saw no reason that I couldn't write a fanfic in as many words. So here you have it: flash fan fiction. Hope you enjoy!
A Work of Exceedingly Questionable Literary Merit
a 55-word fanfic by Jackson Ferrell
Captain Jack Sparrow, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Tifa Lockhart, Sephiroth, Samus Aran, Optimus Prime, William Shatner, Spock, Aragorn, Princess Zelda, Princess Toadstool, the Princess Irulan, Paul Atreides, Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, Misato Katsuragi, the entire female cast of Megatokyo, Indiana Jones, Sarah Connor, and Lara Croft all had sex, and it was super hot.