Author's Note:
Hey all! Not sure if anyone is going to read this or not, seeing that the Office is now finished (sobs). But last night I was laying in bed with the biggest urge to write a small fluffy fanfiction about everyone's favourite Office workers and this sort of popped into my head- so I couldn't go past giving it a go.
I have never write a story for the Office before, so I really hope you guys enjoy it. I decided to follow the format to the show, so there will be a lot of interactions with the camera crew. I hope its not to hard to follow. Just PM me or leave me a review if you get a bit confused and I'll explain the format to you.
Please Read & REVIEW ! Reviews are my favourite and they remind me that I am not writing in vain. It also encourages me to update faster, so if you like this and want more chapters...you know what to do;)
Hope you enjoy it!
Paris xoox
[Set sometime in Season 2. Pam is still engaged to Roy. Jan and Michael have had a one-night stand. Angela and Dwight are secretly dating]
Jim [to the camera]:
Today, I walked in on Creed and Kevin talking about which girls they liked in the office. Apparently they were talking about their "first choice" of who they would date if they had the chance…it was… awkward…
FLASH BACK:
Kevin: Pam! Definitely Pam!
Creed: Pam or Kelly. Angela is not bad, but her personality stinks. She's so uptight and always cranky.
Kevin: Pam is definitely my first and only choice…
Jim [to the camera]:
…Yeah it was definitely awkward…
THE OFFICE INTRO MUSIC…..
"Hey, weirdest thing happened to me earlier." Jim said leaning over the reception desk.
"Ooh, I bet it has something to do with Dwight." Pam said whispering softly.
"Actually, for once this has nothing to do with him."
"Really? Oh! Then it must be Michael." She said as he eyes lit up with excitement.
"Nope."
"Really? Not Dwight or Michael?" Pam asked raising a perfectly arched eyebrow at Jim.
"So I was going to make a coffee when I walked in on Creed and Kevin having a conversation-"
"Okay, ooh, that's easy. I bet Creed was trying to con Kevin into another one of his many schemes." Pam said cutting him off quickly.
"No. Actually, they were speaking about you…"
"Me?! What did they say?"
"They said that they both like you…"
"What?!" Pam asked widening her eyes in shock. "You're joking, right?"
"No. No, I am not. I wish I was though. It was the most awkward conversation that I ever walked in on." Jim said scrunching up his face a little.
"What- what did they say?"
"They said that you were their first choice….out of all the girls in the office."
"Creed & Kevin? I think I'm going to be sick." Pam said holding on to her stomach and scrunching up her face a little in disgust.
"Yep." Jim said nodding in agreement and tapping on her reception desk before heading back to his own.
Dwight [to the camera]:
My first choice?!
Angela. No doubt about it.
She's sexy, smart, hardworking, strong willed.
Plus she is the only woman in this office that doesn't annoy me.
Toby [to the camera]:
I really don't want to answer that.
Jim [to the camera]:
Of course it's Pam.
Always has been…always will be.
Pam makes selling paper exciting.
Dunder Mufflin has a way of sucking out your soul.
[Laughs nervously] I don't know, maybe I've been here too long…
But I know if I wouldn't have lasted all these years if it wasn't for Pam.
Stanley [to the camera]:
I am not answering this!
Can I get back to my Sudoku now?
Pam [to the camera]:
Does Roy count? I mean, he works in the warehouse downstairs after all.
Oh, he doesn't count. So it has to be within this office?
I don't know why you are asking me this then..when I am engaged to Roy.
I mean, there's no point me even answering when I can't pick my own fiancée.
Who else am I meant to pick?
Cameraman: What about Jim?Jim... [laughs nervously] Jim is cute...
But we are just friends. He is like a brother to me.
I don't think I've ever thought of him in any other way apart from that.
Michael [to the camera]:That's easy! [Laughs cheekily and in a funny voice of his] Pam-ell-a
Miss Pamella Beesly!
She is cute. I can see why Jim is obsessed with her.
Cameraman: What about Jan?
How do you know about Jan?
Has Toby said something to you about this?
Oh, he hasn't...well I didn't know that I could include Jan...
You asked me who my first choice in the office was, so I thought Jan was not included.
Hmmmmmm lalalalalalalalalalalalala ...
I'm sticking with Pam... Jan can be my second choice.
Toby [to the camera]:
We really shouldn't be answering questions like these…
This kind of stuff could get us all in trouble with Corporate.
Meredith [to the camera]:
Michael.
I find him insanely hot!
He's weird…VERY WEIRD, don't get me wrong…
But I still would go there.
Apparently I stripped for him in his office one year…
I don't really remember doing that though.
Oscar [to the camera]:Well, I'm gay but you already know that, so I can't figure out why you are still asking me.
I don't find anyone at work attractive. I prefer to keep my love life separate to my work life anyway.
So even if I did like someone, I would never act on it. I'd never date someone I work with...Not to mention that they are all straight.
If I was however a straight man, I would probably choose Angela.
Yes, she's short-tempered and extremely moody at times but she is neat, clean, organised and presentable.
Pretty much all the gay qualities that I love in men she possesses so yeah, I would pick her.
Phyllis [to the camera]:
I don't have a first choice…
I'm engaged.
I like my fiance a lot…
So I would say Bob Vance.
Oh, I can't pick him?
I'm not really interested in anyone else then.
The only people my age are Michael and Stanley.
Stanley is married and Michael is immature.
Creed is too old for me and really weird.
Everyone else is younger, so if I can't say Bob, I don't have a pick.
Angela [to the camera]:
Dwight. [smiles slightly]
Kelly [to the camera]:
Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.
Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.
Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.
Ryan [to the camera]:
Pam.
She's beautiful and nice to talk to…
Camera man: what about Kelly? Isn't she your girlfriend?
Obviously I like her too…
I mean she drives me insane 99% of the time…
Yes, she's adorable and loveable…
But she's so clingy and she does not shut up- ever!
Pam would be my first choice, if I wasn't with Kelly.
Who did Pam pick?
Kelly [to the camera]:
RYAN! RYAN! RYAN! RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!
He's so hot! He's the love of my life!
I can't wait to marry him and have lots of babies!
[asks the camera man] Did he pick me?
Pam [to the camera]:
Wow, Michael said me?
I thought he would pick Jan…
Oh, he said Jan as his second pick?
Still weird…
Jim [to the camera]:
Am I surprised that everyone is picking Pam?
No.
I mean, look at her. She's gorgeous…it's kind of hard to go past her.
xx
Author's Note:
Short chapter, but I am not expecting too many people to read this. If you by chance like it and want me to continue...please review.
I have a few more chapters that I can upload depending on the response I get.
Paris xoox