"Axton..."
"Yeah Maya?"
"You pressed the damn button didn't you."
"No..."
"Are you sure?"
"No..."
Maya rolled onto her back and sat up.
"What the-"
A unicorn flew across the horizon.
"Where-?"
Zero was lying on the grass a few feet away.
"So THAT'S where Zero went."
Zero's sword was impaled in the body of a witch nearby. Or at least it LOOKED like a witch.
"YOU KILLED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE YEAST! HOORAH!"
"Axton?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't think we're on Pandora anymore."