Chrom wonder why Snake hasn't arrive on this bar yet, almost 20 minutes! At he came… with double bruise eyes, and held by Captain Falcon surprisingly.
Chrom, "Whoa! Boy, what's going on? Who's your last round rival that makes you…"

Falcon, "I warned you already, no hornier taunt to him, see? Tell'ya."
Snake, "No more word, Douglas. Just gimme an iced whiskey!"

Few second later, Ganondorf passes an icy wine towards Snake, however that's not for drink, he takes the big, round ice ball and rubs the injured eyes. "Much better, that dump-short-motherf…"

"Hey! Don't forget no f-word allowed…" that hero prince's reminds makes mercenary more rage: "THAT'S A BAR FOR ADULT ONLY SO WHY I CANNOT SAY FXXXING SXXX? Meh, you're right, that's me ask that."

Ganondorf, "let me guest, his last round is vs Little Mac?"

Falcon answers when he put off his helmet, "More correctly, is him, Mac, and me. That was three men battle. It was fine on the lava-themed stage, but the main trouble is a dialogue after the battle…"

So, the round is based on Norfair, an underground with gushing out lava frequently. Since Snake was skipped on last Smash, he meets Mac on Ultimate at first time. He wonders why that little boxer that not a real warrior, still keeping nice quality on high-heat environment? Did someone teach him? That stage based on the story of a woman that he adores (and yeah, horny) at Brawl moment, and of cause she still right here…

After the battle, Snake was the third, but it doesn't matter to realize the answer, "So Mac, how could you escape those lava well? Did Samus teach you before?"
"Yeah, she's quite nice if you learn from her modestly. Even she dislikes, Simon, Richter and even Alucard likes to call her 'master' until now!"

Falcon, "Talking about Samus, I was wooed to her however she got no interested on me… sigh."
"And me? Wanna catch her still fail."
"Snake, didn't you using filthy way…" haven't finish his word, Falcon finds out Little Mac just giggle with a happiness smile. "Wait, why so funny?" no answer.

After few second, those two men realizing a shocking truth.

Falcon, "Won't, won't you…" and Mac nods his head.
Snake, "NO NO NO NO WAY!"
Falcon, "How could be? You punched her since she laughed of your height!"
"Love at the first punch is exits."

Snake starts feeling like a losing athlete, very anxious, "You better tell us how could you get her heart? Your fist is pretty hard, is that your way to break in her hymen…"

"Since that impulse filthy question, he makes me a double bruise eye." Back to now, everyone facepalm on Snake's rudeness.