LEGOLAS & GOTH CAT: Prologue
Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings or the picture of Goth Cat.
Characters in cover pic:
ORLANDO BLOOM – Legolas
HUGO WEAVING – Eldrond
? - GOTH CAT
Legolas Greenleaf walked into the bar of Eldrond in the elf city in Middle-Earth. Elrdond was standing behind the counter, cleaning a glass like Moe from the simpsons. To be honest, he kind of looks like Moe from the Simpsons.
Legolas sat down at the bar and asked Elrdon for a mead of ale. Elrond complied, handing a glass of yellow to his elf friend. It did not lock like a mead of ale, to be completely honesty.
'Thank you,' said Legolas G., sipping his drink.
'No problem, ' said Elrdon. He was wearing a gothic robe with a picture of a gothic version of Galadriel on the front. It was bloody from when they faught Sauron in the gates of the abyss before movie one.
Lefolas finished his drink and was benign to get up and leave. But before he could even bother 2 do that, a swanky cat entered!
The cat was wearing a gothic top hat with a skull and petagream smeared on the spork of the harps rim. The cat was black and had 2 red pentagrams for eyes and also was wearing a pentagram necklace!
'Hi.' It spoke. 'I'm Pentagram Ghoul-Gurl Vincentia Venice. But my friends just like to call me Goth Cat.'
Legolas had never seen a cat so swanky and cute and gothic! Legolas was conpletly in love with the feline. 'H-hi,' He said nervously.
'Hi,' the she-cat said, confidently.'
Legolas went red and Elrond started to sweat nervously. He left the bar and Legolas and Pentagram were together in the bar alone. A heart floated up.