"Ah, God, my back..." Complained Falco as he plopped himself onto a couch. "I can't believe it, there's about a thousand FanFictions of us, all of them including us having our butts kicked!"

"Actually there's only 223, and then some more..." Corrected Ness. He played with his yo-yo a bit as he spoke. "But we still need a break. I hate having to fight more than we already have to in this damned game! It's not fair, I'm just a kid!"

"You guys think you have problems?" Marth walked up and had a seat on the couch by Ness and Falco. "This Dr. Nick guy is writing a Fic where I get my butt kicked in more 51 sequences! My body hurts too much, and he only wrote two chapters. That sure doesn't sound like any doctor I want to go to! Thank God for that hiatus..."

"Well, I was forced to SING by im2cool! Too cool indeed..." Roy grumbled loudly.

"Well, I got the crap beaten out of my by Bowser in the so-called Master Gamer's tournament FanFiction!" Donkey Kong roared, stomping up. "It hurt like hell! Well, I say enough is enough! Let's go see the Master Hand!"

"Yeah, that sounds good"

"I'm game"

"Good idea, D.K"

And so, about twenty minutes later, Dr. Mario, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Fox, Falco, Ness, Kirby, Popo, Nana, Samus, Link, Young Link, Zelda, Pichu, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, Mr. Game and Watch were all outside the Master Hand's castle. Ness wrung the door bell.

"Can I help you?" A butler-like person stepped out into the driveway and spoke in a fancy, English accent.

"We're here to see the Master Hand" Demanded Marth, moving his way up to the top of the group.

"And you are?"

"Uh..." Marth tried to think of a way to describe everyone other than saying twenty-six names. But fortunatley, well, for everyone else, in Marth's case it was unfortunately the carefree Roy spoke up for him.

"We're a big, unruly mob!" He said with a smile, raising one hand with a closed fist.

"We're a big unruly mob!" Everyone except for Marth and Roy sang in a Broadway-like tone, doing the same motion as Roy did.

"And you were sent by?"

"A big, huge, disgusting collection of crusted scabs!" Roy added with the same smile.

"A big, huge disgusting collection!" Sang everyone else in the same Broadway way, stretching out their arms.

"Yeah...no. Just let us in!" Marth held out his sword to the Butler's face angrily. "Or face Falchion!"

"Is Falchion some kind of stuffed novelty toy, sir?"

"That's it, I've had enough!" Captain Falcon moved to the front of the group and grabbed the butler by his shirt. "You are going to let us in and you are gonna like it!"

"Not without an appointment, sir"

"GRRR" All that could be heard the next moment were the sounds of punches, kicks and poundings of Captain Falcon giving the guy a beating. It only seemed to last a few minutes. Captain Falcon laid the guy against the wall.

"Enjoy your stay...uh" The beat-up butler fell to the ground with a thud. "Ouch"

"Master Hand, we'd like to go on a hiatus for a few days" Luigi told the hand as soon enough the twenty-six of them were in the Master Hand's big, oval office-like office.

"What's the reason, Luigi?"

"Well, you make us fight a whole lot, we work like mules for you!" Link moved over to the desk. "And on top of that, there's more than 200 FanFictions of us fighting, I'm tired of us getting our butts kicked, everyone thinks that's what we're made for!"

"Yeah" Agreed Popo. "And then we have to get put in romance Fics too. Some sicko named Houou made me marry my own sister!"

"I can't say I actually disliked that..." Nana said slyly, but she quickly went to the anger which everyone else had. "But it's wrong!"

"Pika pi pikachu!" Pikachu angrily squabbled, stamping his foot. (He portrayed me as gay!)

"Dr. Nick made me seem stupid, in his stupid story I lost to a Ham Sandwich! I'm not that stupid! Hey, did you know my name is Peach...ooh, you're wearing a green hat, Elfy! I never noticed that!"

"Don't touch my hat" Young Link backed away from Peach as she tried to snatch his had. "And my name isn't Elfy, it's Young Link, or Y.L. I'm not an elf. Anyway, what gives him the right to say that I'd be attracted to Cardcaptor Sakura?"

"im2cool put me in a boyband to be made fun of!" Ganondorf stamped his foot on the ground. "That wasn't fair, I'm the King of Evil!"

"She called me a pip-squeak!" Added Ness.

"Ladies, gentlemen, calm down" The Master Hand replied. "I have a better solution than a hiatus...much better. I'm going to make them feel the pain they put you through and they can see how it feels! I get beat up so much, too..."

"And a hiatus?" Yoshi added.

"Yes, you can have a hiatus too" The Master Hand replied, annoyed. Everyone cheered at this, while the Master Hand chuckled evilly. "Now, who are the ones we have to get?"

"Well..." Marth started. "I'd like to make the first suggestion, and say that we get Dr. Nick, and make him see how hard it is to complete 51 Events"

A teenager of about fourteen was sitting in a swivel chair in a room, that was filled with memorabilia of Pokémon, Star Fox and other games all in his room. There was an indigo GameCube on his dresser. He reached out a hand to press the white button, making an orange light go on.

The teen had black hair that was kind of tall. He was wearing a white shirt and blue jeans, along with black boots. He was a little plump, not that much, though. He had a grin on his face as he picked up the GameCube controller. "Time for another session of kicking Kirby's butt"

"Hello, Dr. Nick" Came a voice from the GameCube. The normal mini-movie didn't come, instead was Mario in front of the screen.

"Ooh, special effects...hey wait, how did you know my pen name?"

"Oh, we know. We all know. And we intend to make you pay for what you've done to us!" Mario put his hands on the screen, and strangely sparks started to come up on the screen, and around the GameCube. "Take one last look around, cause you're done with the real world"

"Hey, I got the popcorn, let's pl--WHAT IN THE HELL?!" Another young man entered, and dropped a bowl of popcorn which was in his hand. He was about Dr. Nick's age, maybe a year younger. He had short brown hair which matched his brown eyes. He had a pair of glasses, but not the kind that makes a person look dorky. He was also pretty skinny, kind of like with Roy. He was wearing a green T-shirt and black jeans along with a pair of black-and-white sneakers.

The GameCube was letting out the electricity which was sparking out of Mario's hands. It made it's way up through the controller now and was sparking at Dr. Nick's hands.

"ANDY, PULL OUT THE CONTROLLERS AND TURN OF THE CUBE!" He yelled, as it was probably the only way he could be heard over the screaming electricity. The one named Andy reached for the controllers, but he too was hit by the electricity. And soon the two of them were overcome by the electricity, until it seemed to make them just vanish...vanish into thin air.

The two of them landed at a room which looked an awful lot like...Final Destination. The two of them lay on their stomachs after hitting the ground hard.

"Whoa...that was nuts" Andy said as he stood up, shaking his head.

"Hello, Dr. Nick and friend" Marth stood grinning in front of the two of them. "You were the first of the chosen...FanFic writers we've brought here. For making me your guinea pig, you're going to be ours. And who is this?"

"This is Andy...a fellow gamer" Dr. Nick got to his feet, brushing some dust off him as Andy did the same.

"Wait, if he's calling everyone by pen names, I want one too..." Andy thought for a second before concluding on something. "I'll be Platinum K"

"Very well, Dr. Nick and Platinum K" Marth planted his sword down and looked angrily at them. The pure anger in his eyes said it all. "You two are first, but many more are too come. The one who hates them most will be there to greet them"

"But...why would you hate me, Marth?" Asked Dr. Nick, walking over towards the swordsman. He stood only a bit shorter than he did. "I made you look like a hero!"

"You also made me get my butt kicked from here to Ostia until it wasn't even funny anymore!"

"With you guys saying 'butt kicked' so much, that isn't funny anymore" Dr. Nick added.

"Shut up. Wait, if you're Dr. Nick, how come you're only fourteen?"

"I'm not a real doctor...I just like the name of it. Now, what are you going to do to us?"

"I'll decide later, but please wait for your company. Ta ta" Marth smiled menacingly as the Master Hand floated of above. He snatched both teenagers up in his hand and flew down, down below Final Destination. He dropped them in a room, awfully like a prison cell, but with luxury. There were several rooms that could be seen from above. The main room had four beds, two bunk beds actually, but there were two separate bathrooms and a kitchen. The kitchen had a refrigerator and a table. I know, this isn't luxury, but when it comes to prison, it was.

"Well, looks like we're stuck here, Will" Andy began to explore, looking into the kitchen first. "Well, we lost our popcorn, so let's go raid the fridge"

"Fine, but remember, we're here as FanFic writers and Gamers both, so I'm Dr. Nick, not Will, and you're Platinum K, not Andy. We can't take too much, though, Marth said there's more people on the way"

"I told you that FanFic writing was evil...like Dilbert newspaper comics" And so the two of them went into the kitchen to find something eat.


"So boring...I think I'll get to the old GameCube" An eighteen year old girl went into her room to play her own indigo GameCube. She had chestnut brown hair which went down to her shoulders. She was wearing typical teenager's clothes; a red sweater, blue jeans and white sneakers. She sat down on her bed after clicking the console on. After the GameCube intro played, it was Mario's image that appeared.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Savannah, or Pokona is it?"

"My pen name's Akie now...wait, that's not supposed to happen! Video games can't talk, and I had Pikmin in the Cube! What's going on here? Dean, are you messing with my GameCube again?"

"Time you joined our other little friends...I see you're a bit older than they are, older than I expected you to be" Mario cackled.

"But how can you...hey, I'm eighteen, I'm not old!" Akie stood up and reached out to turn the GameCube off, but the shocks hit her. She screamed out as they overtook her body as they did the GameCube. Akie couldn't help but fall to her knees as in an instant she vanished from her room and into the depths of Final Destination.

"How good to see you again" Mario was standing there, right in front of Akie. She lay face-down on the floor, just getting up.

"What did you do, Mario? And what do you want with me?"

"You were brought here by us, because we can't stand you stinking FanFic writers" Mario walked over towards Akie, a look of anger in his face, although he had a grin. "You're the second of our aim, and we're going to make you feel our pain. The one who hates you most will appear to each of you and make it worse...or at least try"

"What did I ever do to you, tiny?"

"You made fun of my weight, and I DON'T OVEREAT! Hey, are you going to eat that candy bar I see in your pocket?"

"Yes, fatty" Akie stomped Mario's foot as hard as she could. The plumber howled in pain and jumped back a few steps, but this was short-lived. The Master Hand swooped down from above to grab Akie, and bring her down. "Let me go you freak!" Akie tried to break Master Hand's grip, but he wouldn't let go.

"Oh quiet, you. You're just making it worse on yourself" The Master Hand dropped Akie with a loud thud onto the floor of the luxury jail cell.

"Hey, I heard something" Platinum K looked over into the main room. His eyes widened immediatley as he went back into the kitchen fully. "Oh my God he brought someone else! It's a girl!"

"A girl, huh?" Dr. Nick grinned a bit. "Well, maybe I should introduce myself"

"Nah, she looks older than you, and taller too. Well, we have to find out who she is" Platinum K walked over into the main room and looked to Akie as she straightened herself up against the bunk-bed. "Hi"

"You mean...I'm not the only one?" Akie blinked. "Thank God, I'm not going crazy. Who are you?"

"The name's Andy, but call me Platinum K., since Dr. Nick over there insist we call each other by pen na--"

"Dr. Nick is there?!" Akie exclaimed loudly. "I should've thought so, with all of those Super Smash Brothers Fics he always writes. Anyway, I'm Akie"

"Akie, huh?" Dr. Nick entered the place as well. "Nice to meet you...can't say I've heard of you before..."

"You might remember me as Pokona...but your Fics are great!" Akie didn't seem to excited though.

"Thanks, yours about the barbecue was funny..."

"Yeah, I agree" Platinum K added.

"I just hope we'd be able to get out of here...someway" Akie looked up, but all that was there was the illuminated bottom of Final Destination. "Well, we'll have to cope, somehow, someway. Well, who else do you think is gonna come?"

"Well, since we're most likely gonna suffer I hope that the next person that comes is..."

"YAAAAH!" Came a voice. With a huge thud a guy stood up. He was an average looking guy, wearing blue pants and a red shirt. "Hi, I'm BlackMage13, and for some reason Pikachu hates me. Did you read my Fic about the Mansion of Doom?"

"Yeeeeesss..." Dr. Nick and Platinum K replied in unison.

"Did you like it?"

"Noooooo..." Dr. Nick and Platinum K, who were both Pokéfans, replied in unison once more. BlackMage13 sweatdropped, but Dr. Nick continued. "We won't give you a beating...now. We're stuck here, so there's no point in fighting, we have to work together to find a way out. There's only four beds, so we're probably the only ones stuck here"

"I don't think so" The four of them looked out what appeared to be the top of it. The huge Giga Bowser was standing there, towering over the roof with his massive height. "There's a lot more people coming, and there's more rooms throughout this place. You four only the beginning of this whole thing!" Giga Bowser laughed evilly while all the others looked up at him with anger and disgust.
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Everyone else who agreed to be in this Fic will be in the next chapter, guaranteed! I promise!