Half of half life: 25 cents way there
One day, Gordon freeman was in lab typing on computer. Sudanly he got up and said: I need cande bar! So Gordon freeman got out of chair and walked quick like down stairs to the candy machin. But there were bad guys there!
Gordon's frend Bob ran up and said: Gordon you must help against the bad guys that are here! So gordan said it will not be a problem at all because I brought this, and he took out "the gun" that was pass handed down from grandfather the freeman. Then she shooted the bad combines and said "return to spot far away of which you came!" And they walked fast out to spaceship where they blasted back to the moon.
Wow! Bob exclamyed. You took care of those aliens fast you did!
Yes, gordan replied. But I will need to rocket ton moon to defeet their liter. Suddenly bad combine alien pooped out of candy machine and said: haha mr. freeman, you shall not defeat me as I have element of surprise! And tried to shot at gordan, but gordan dodged bullets which broke behind window. OH NO LOOK OUT spoke loudly bob. Gordan turned around and saw bad combine alien running at him with large chair, but gordan jumped ot of way and bad combine alien flew out window and went SPLAT below.
See you next fall! Gordan yelled after him and laughed and laughed with Bob. But laughter was short lived as bob quickly was sucked into big spiny blue portal that quickly closed.
Gordan knew he had to save bob so he proced out threw the nucleur process sector barly avoid ing big worm living under green slob as he did. Once outside he saw it was a bright day and said: today is the day that destiney decided to choose long ago as the right day to do what has to be done against evil combine alien! And continued down the street.
When almost to rocket, he encountered a man selling ice cream. So Gordon bought a pile of pink and then said thank you and handed the man a quarter, but then man exploded into evil combine from touching human item! You! Gordan yelled and then used man punches to facilitate the man into rocket engine and then got in rocket seat himself. It is time to do what must be done as destiney has procivied it to be done now! Gordan yelled and hit the buton for blast off.
To be continued..?