Half of half life: 25 cents way there Part 2: The rocket to moons
As Big rocket blasted off, Gordon knew soon that he would rescue bob. Rocket was running fine on fuel inserted from combine ice cream man, but suddenly stalled! OH NO. Gordon Freeman yelled as rocket saw sun again. We're die soon! Combine ice cream man yelled from engin. I will not! Yelled back gordan to the combine ice cream man who was in the engin. You definitely will! Yelled back combine man from engin to gordan freeman. NO! Gordan freeman quickly suddenly said and backflipped out the mai window of rocket and took of rocket boosters on feet that were pass handed down from grandfather the freeman. And blasted away.
Soon Gordon freeman landed on moon. He took a bite and said: this is not the cheese! And laughed to himself for many seconds until he was surrounded by many combines. The head combine took out ice cream and said: you killed hour ice cream man, so you will be torchered! Perphair to Dye! There is no way chance you can possipply win this brall!
But I will win, as I can brethe on moon and none of you can also brethe on moon! And laughed as all the combines felled down from not being able to brethe.
Right then Gordan freeman arrived at Combine space baes. He was greeted by many combines with wepons, but he yelled NO! and quickly disarmed them with punch. As he arrived in baes, he turned corner and looked at watch. I must hurry he said. And quick walking far too slow…. So he activated rockets on feet that were pass handed down by grandfather the freeman, and flyed over many combines in halls. Soon he arrived at commend centar and saw evil alien combine liter.
Liter turned around and hit Gordan and said "you will pay for the depth of the evil alien combine ice cream on earth that happened today, gordan freeman!" But gordan replied "you will return bob from big spiny blue portal that quickly closed, evil combine commender! Suddenly all the combines around him got up and attacked, but gordan jumped up into cealing and all combines on floor ran into and killed eachother. Now, its time to end this onse and for all! Yelled gordan freeman loudly out of mouth down to floor. And jumped at the evil alien combine liter commender and shot him in face with the super power awsome boom gun wepon of powar that Gordon found at cealing.
As evil alien combine liter commender fell, gordan went down to comfort his dyeing enime. "you fought well, told gordan freeman to the evil alien comibe space liter commender. But in ultimate, good alwaze wins over evil, specially evil space combine liter! What if I was a distraction? Asked the evil combine space liter and then died. OH NO! yelled Gordon freeman to space and in frustration hit dead evil space combine liter commender in face causing gore to come out.
Suddenly big spiny blue portal that quickly closed opened in front of Gordon and bob stepped out and was about to tank Gordon, but the gore from dieing evil alien combine liter commendar got in his eye, and bob get scarrred thinking battle was going on! Gordan chased him out of the space baes, but bob was so scarrred that he quickly walked really fast right out of moon atmosphere! NO BOB COME BACK OR YOU WILL EXPLOD IN SPACE! Called out Gordon freeman to bob who was now running far in space towards earth.
Gordan took out rockets on feet that were pass handed down by grandfather the freeman and chased after bob, was runned so far he was into earths atmossesphere. Could it be that the now dead evil combine alien space liter commender on soace baes who is now dead was rally just a distracton? Though Gordon to himself. He would soon see earth to find out, as he further comsumed bob into the now falling earth atmossesphere.
To be continued…?