Chef Hatchet's Got a Secret
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or any of its characters. Total Drama is owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, this story just came to me and I wanna share it with all of you.
One day down at the mess hall, Chef Hatchet and Chris McLean were busy sharing a cup of coffee just to pass the time.
"So Chef," Chris smiled, "How's the weather?"
"Crappy," Chef muttered, "Just like my life."
"Okay then..." Chris replied.
This conversation quickly went nowhere. Truth was, Chef was never the one to conversate with. He was all about peace, silence and complete solitude.
"So, anything on that Rob Ford dude?" Chris spoke out.
"Fat piece of lard crap." Chef muttered again.
Chris looked kinda bothered, "Oh, I didn't know you feel that way."
"Well, I do," Chef nodded, "So get off my ass about him."
"Alrighty..." Chris sighed.
Chris looked at the clock with such tensity. He could feel his heart ticking away, trying to come up with something to talk about. He could feel Chef's foot tapping up and down and crossing his arms tightly. Chef looked like an impatient man to say the least.
After moments of silence between them, Chris finally had something to say, "So Chef, did you-"
"I'M GAY!" Chef Hatchet shouted out of nowhere.
Suddenly, Chris was shocked by this news. He never knew that Chef was so soft and gentle with his sexuality. The host couldn't find one way to react, since he was so speechless and in shock.
After the shock wore off, Chris finally reacted.
"I guess that means I'm gay too..." He muttered.
"Nice to know that." Chef muttered as well.
After another minute of silence, Chef gave Chris a seductive smirk.
"You and me at my Jeep?" Chef smirked.
"I'll get the condoms..." Chris accepted, as both he and Chef left, proving their new gay love to one another.
Okay, I don't know why I did it, but I did. Don't blame me though, I thought this was unexpected and funny enough just to write.
Anyway, you're more than welcome to do what you wish! ^^