Hey link, what are you doing?
Oh, hey Zelda. Sorry I didn't see you there.
That's okay, so what are you up to this time?
I'm putting a door in the fourth wall
Uh, why?
Cause the author of this thinks too many people are breaking it
That doesn't explain why you are putting in a door
The author thinks people will go through it instead of breaking this wall
So why does the author care?
Cause he is the one who has to repair it all the time
Poor guy, so why are you putting in the door and not him?
Cause he is busy writing this conversation
*loud crash*
What was that?
I think I just broke the fourth wall
Idiot, so what now?
He has to rebuild it now
Are you going to help him?
Nope
Why not?
I might break it again
The fourth wall?
Yeah
How did you break it anyway?
By talking about people on the other side
The other side?
Where dead people go
Creepy
Yeah, the author is
*loud booming voice* do I have to build you into that wall?
No sir, sorry sir
Strange author
Yeah
*loud booming voice* I heard that
Right, I should shut up
Might be a good idea to finish that door too
You offering to help?
Nope
Well aren't you a princess
Duh, you don't just get given a crown like this
Not what I meant
What did you mean?
Id tell you but I'd probably break this wall again
*loud booming voice* don't make me come down there
Its been fun Zelda
You too link, try not to get dealt with
Thanks
*loud booming voice* silence, I will rebuild that flippin wall now but I want that door down ASAP, got it kid?
Yes sir