Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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A hole and a rock. That's what I needed right now. I always knew that my friends were retards, but this is taking it to the next level.
Naruto stood frozen with a piece of cake in his hand, ready to throw it at Kiba, already covered in cake. Hinata looked like she was trying to stop Kiba and Naruto from having a cake war, judging from the pieces of cake in her hair. Neji and Tenten had a drunken Lee in a headlock and Kakashi was holding back Gai, who was screaming about the youthfulness of wrestling. Shikamaru was asleep behind a potted plant. Temari and Ino were frozen; apparently, they were in the middle of a screaming match. Choji was sitting in the corner, munching on a bag of chips; Gaara was there too, but he was eating a cookie. Kankuro was trying to choke Sai; he probably said something offensive.
"Happy Birthday, love," Sasuke said to me.
Everyone then unfroze and tried to look like they weren't being retards and said to me, "Happy Birthday Sakura-chan!"
"Ugh… Why do we have to have such weird friends?" I asked, burrowing my head into Sasuke's shoulder.
"I don't know, but I know that you love them."
"Sadly, you're right."
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Ummmm, Hi guys…. As you see, I'm not dead! I just wanted to post this really short fic for Sakura's birthday. I promise that I'll start writing soon. I just have been really busy taking finals, and I haven't had any motivation to write, but I'm trying to get back in the flow of things. Well, I love you guys and I'll try to start writing again.