Hello. My name is Scott. You may remember me from Total Drama Revenge of the Island, and Total Drama All Stars. But you probably don't. It's been years since I participated in Total Drama, but I certainly wasn't done with the show.
Now, you all know Chris McLean. But you don't know him like we do. He's a genius. An evil genius. He just keeps that hidden from the public. But I know. We know. And now, you know. Unfortunately, now that you know, you'll have to die with us. But since I got you into this, I'd better tell you what I set out to tell you. While waiting to die, we'll both have something to do.
It started on a nice fall day. I was going out to the movies with my friend Duncan, and my girlfriend Dawn. It was pretty hard picking out a movie for us all. I liked action movies, Duncan liked horror, and Dawn wouldn't watch anything if it had animals being injured.
We settled on some Disney movie. When we got in the theater, we were surprised to see Duncan's ex-girlfriends. We got a shock when we looked around and saw that everyone in the theater had been on Total Drama.
"Shh, the movie's starting." Someone told some one else. That's when Chris's ugly face popped up on the screen.
"Hello, victims of yesterday! I'm just gonna do a little hypnosis, and then everything will be fine." Chris snapped his fingers, and started saying some nonsense in a weird voice. And you know what's weird? Everyone in the whole theater but me and Izzy went into a trance. Chris kept babbling, and me and Izzy stared at each other, her expression a mirror of mine.
Then, suddenly, we weren't there. We were in some space age place, and everyone was back to normal. Me and Izzy exchanged awkward glances, and then we focused our attention on the middle-aged man in front of me.
"Hello, Chris." I said sourly. "And a fine welcome to you too, Scott!" He said cheerfully. He had obviously achieved something big, either that, or he was about to torture us. I would say both.
"Who's tired? He asked. "Well, I'm a bit tired..." Heather said. That's when we all went Sleeping Beauty.
When I woke up, I was in a cell. It was made of three cement walls, with one bar wall into the hallway. I had woken up on a nice bed, but I made myself climb out. "Hello? Dawn, Duncan, Chris?". I heard stirring in the cell next to me. "Good morning."Said a groggy Mike. "Where's Chris?". "I dunno." I answered. I called for Chris for five minutes until he actually came.
"Hello, I was trying to get my beauty sleep!". "Uhh... Chris, when do we get out of here?" I asked. "When you get your modifications.". "What... Modifications...".
Two hours later, I was strapped down in what looked like a dentist's chair with spikes. Instead of a light hanging above me, though, was a highly powerful laser that would rearrange my molecules.
Chris and Chef were standing in the small operator room, ready to go. Chef pressed a button, and the laser turned on.
I felt a tingling zap, but nothing more. I was relaxed, calm. There was nothing to worry about. Then, it was done. I was refreshed. The iron clamps holding me to the chair lifted, and I was free. I strode towards the back door and left.
The sight that met my eyes was scary. Scarier than being strapped to a spiky dentist's chair, scarier than seeing Chris McLean's face, scarier than Duncan's horror movies. What I saw, was the apocalypse.