Tim was just your average, super-powerful, strikingly fabulous, handsome young man. He was flying along one day when he saw the Justice League duking it out with Darkseid. 'They look like they could us my help,' he thought to himself.
"Hey, Scrubseid, take this." Tim said as he totally smacked Darkseid right in the face. Darkseid flew like, a mile away as the Justice League stood speechless. Superman looked over at Tim, who is totally awesome. He looked at his super big muscles and his fantastically chiseled jaw.
"Nice job kid, what's your name?" Superman asked.
"Name's Tim," He said as he walked over to Superman. "I'm your biggest fan Supes, your totes my role model." He added.
Superman was moved to tears and was like, 'aw dang I'm crying'. So he walked up to Tim, heat vision pouring from his tear ducts, and they shook hands. The handshake was so legit, like dang it was so awesome. They shook hands so hard the universe was like, 'Man this handshake is so awesome.' And then they flew off together like bosses and the rest of the Justice League members were super jelly.
AN:Hey, yo man, I hope you liked this super story about Tim who is like, super cool. If you want more just say, 'Dude I want so much more of dis stuff.' And I'll be like, 'Bro, I got yo back!'
This story brought you you by Meggan's awesome cousin Tim, Who urges you to be awesome like he is.