Meet Luffy the Rubber Weapons Guy

(sorry for my English, I'm not very good at it T_T)

(Luffy is running around the room excited until he notice the camera on the table, he then rush to sit on a chair)

L: (happy) Hi there! I'm Monkey D. Luffy guy and I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates! These (show his fists) are my weapons. They can stretch over 100 gomu gomu (start stretching his arms) and there are more powerful than a pistol shot. (He looks at the camera with a proud grin) I can do super-cool thing with these weapons…for more than twelve episodes.

On the next scene, Luffy is laughing while eating Meat and a lot of Sanviches. On the next scene also, he's watching the Straw Hat Shank gave him.

L: (surprised) Oh my God, who touched my treasure? Alright…(yells angrily at someone else) WHO TOUCHED MY HAT?!

On the next scene, Luffy is picking his nose uninterested.

L: some people think they can outsmart me…maybe…maybe. (watches serious at the camera) I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart a punch (he grins proudly)

On the next scene, Luffy is devastating BLU Team with Gomu Gomu No Gatling Gun on Dustbowl.

L: Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!

(pause)

L: Shishishi…'cry some more'

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]