Disclaimer- I don't own anything but myself. Please don't sue me. I wrote this two years ago, but it got taken down. So back up it goes.

Note-I got inspired by being up all night, Hershey's kisses, and my friend Meg. Thanks Meg!

A girl 5'3 walks out of the black ally. She has dark brown hair and green eyes. She is wearing a dark blue mini skirt n purple shirt.

Host-Hi my name is Nikky and welcome to when fans attack. This week we have a special edition for you WWE superstars. Now please welcome our first guest. Chris Jericho.

Chris Jericho-walks out onto stage and sits down Let's get this over with so I never eeeeeeever have to be reminded of this event. Jericho sits down

Nikky-Oh My Gosh it's Chris Jericho! Runs around the stage yelling its Chris Jericho 5 minutes later

Nikky-Okay I'm better now. Goes and sits on Jericho lap. Roll the footage assclown. Footage rolls as they show Chris Jericho walking into the super market when 50,000 girls come up and ask Chris for his autograph.

Footage stops

Chris Jericho-Hey there was more footage.

Nikky-I knows but I rather talk to you. She kisses him

Chris Jericho-Are you even a teenager?

Nikky-I'm 13.

Chris Jericho-That makes differences he kisses her

Nikky-Now to a commercial break please now!

Commercial break

Coming back from a commercial break

Chris Jericho fixes his shirt as Nikky fixes her hair.

Producer-Time for next guest.

Nikky- What? No...

Chris Jericho-I'll be back for you. Winks

Chris Jericho leaves as Kurt Angle walks on stage.

Nikky-YOU!

Kurt Angle-Yes I know it's really Kurt Angle its true its true its damn true.

Nikky-sits down angrily Just roll the footage assclown.

Footage

Kurt Angle is drinking his milk in the park suddenly a fan comes by and knocks down Kurt angle's milk.

Footage paused.

Nikky-That's it a kid knocked over your milk?

Kurt Angle-no there's more

Footage starts again.

Another kid comes along.

Kid-Can I see you gold medals?

Kurt Angle-I don't know kid

Kid-Please

Kurt Angle-Oh okays but be careful with them gives kid gold medals

Kid-throws them in the mud and runs away

Footage ends

Kurt Angle-crying It took 1 whole minute to clean the medals.

Nikky-Cry me a river. You stopped my make out session for this? Send the last guest in and hurry it along.

Kurt Angle leaves as Matt Hardy comes in.

Nikky-Hurry up sit down.

Matt Hardy- Well someone needs a dose of Mattitude

Nikky-Some needs a dose of shut the hell up and roll the footage assclown!

Footage

Matt Hardy is walking the streets when tons of women attack him hitting him with frying pans and pots and everything they have even a baby.

Footage stop

Matt Hardy -Wait there's more

Nikky-I knows, but we have to show Chris Jericho coming in.

Chris Jericho-walks in and sits down with nikky on his lap.

Footage

Tons of men come and beat up Matt hitting him with baseball bats baseballs and everything.

Footage ends

Nikky and Chris Jericho are making out.

Matt Hardy-Don't we have to talk about the footage?

Nikky-Nah I rather end it this way.

A shower comes on the stage.

Matt Hardy-What the fuck?

Meg (the host of Cheaters and skittle-xtreme on read her fiction its awesome) jumps out of the shower and hugs Matt.

Meg-Thank you Nikky! This is the best gift.

Matt Hardy-Gift? What?

Nikky-I hired those people to beat you so that I could get you on the show. So I could give my friend, Meg, a birthday gift. You now belong to her.

Matt Hardy-What you can't do this

Chris Jericho-Yes she can assclown.

Nikky-I'm Nikky, if you want more of this then review review I say!

The show ends with Nikky and Chris Jericho making out and Matt Hardy being tied up by Meg.