Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, as much as I want to.
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One beautiful sunny day in Konohagakure, Kiba was out walking his dog, Hinata was stalking Naruto, Shikamaru was staring at the clouds, and Team Gai were training. A perfect day for anything! Like having a date- For Naruto and Sakura, or assasinating somebody- for Sasuke. Today was a happy day, but a very frustrating one for the Fifth Hokage.
"I can't think of a codename!" said the Hokage. "What about 'Itachi'?" a man in a mask said. "No, Sasuke's brother has that name! That'd just bring those two down!" Tsunade replied. She was almost running around her office, thinking so hard for a codename for an ANBU, one that will be taking Kakashi's job for awhile. "What about 'Shino'?" said the man. "NO! That's one of their classmates' names!" Tsunade replied while throwing a bottle of Sake at him. She was running around her desk at top speed, one that the poor ANBU could not see. "TENZOU! LET'S JUST USE YOUR NAME BACKWARDS! UOZNET!" Tsunade was desperate.
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Shikamaru was just laying down, since sitting was too troublesome. He had the day off, so he decided to relax. But-he chose the wrong place to relax. Right on top of the Hokage's office. "Troublesome woman." he said while plugging his ears.
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"ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH! THIS IS SO ANNOYING! WHY DO I NEED TO THINK OF YOUR CODENAME! JUST THINK OF ONE YOURSELF!" Tsunade ran around her desk, even faster than before. "That woman, just broke the sound barrier..." Tenzou said while unplugging his ears. Tsunade kept running until she stubbed her toe on the corner of her desk. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY TOE!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Tenzou fell on the floor, and poor Shikamaru broke his leg- he fell so far down. "Hey, Tenzou! I have a good name! How about Yamato?"
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One-shot, but really hilarious! Thanks for reading!
Naruto: I was on a date with Sakura! YEAH!
Sakura: Oh, shut up! *slaps Naruto*
Naruto: Well, Veeperz thanks you for reading!
-Veeperz