Smile: Here is the story that tortures Jellal-

Jellal: WHAT! Smile-chan you told me you wouldn't do that!

Smile: But sooooooooo many people wants me to torture you~

Jellal: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

Smile: *giggles* don't worry I didn't torture you in this chap. Okay, I don't own Ft.

Jellal: if she did I would've died!

We're having a baby

Chapter 1

'Jellal, I think…' my wife (Smile: he still isn't tired of saying that.)blushed furiously as she played with her fingers.

'Continue, dear.'

'Um…' She blushed even more. How can she blush more? Wow, smile-chan you sure can make people blush more than anime-ly/manga-ly possible. (Smile: Yes, yes I can. Now back to the story, Mr.)

'DO YOU WANT CAKE?' Erza shouted. So this was about … cake? Wow, I thought I would know everything about Erza after 5 years of marriage. Apparently I don't.

'No, it's fine. You can have it.' I said, 'Is that all?'

'Y-yes. I m-m-m-made s-s-some cake. It's y-y-your f-f-f-favorite flavor. I-I-I wanted you to t-t-t-try.' Why is she stuttering? Erza doesn't stutter. She must be hiding something.

Okay, now I better give you some details. In the five years we were married, a lot happened. I am now officially un-wanted. (Smile: *giggle* nobody wants Jellal~) Smile-chan, stop that. I didn't mean it like that. I meant that I'm forgiven by the council. So Crime sorcerer is now a team of Fairy tail. If still didn't get it. Ultear, Meredy and I joined Fairy tail. Did I mention I got my title as a wizard saint back? Well, I got it back and Master made me an s-class wizard without taking the exam. Ultear and Meredy gave the exam last year. They failed. Hahahahahaha!

Gajeel and Levy got married. Levy is currently 6 month pregnant. Her mood swings weren't that dangerous, to us at least. Gajeel was in chaos.

Gray and Juvia are married as well. Natsu proposed Lucy only a few days ago. Laxus is still a bachelor and so is Mira. They're still dating.

Erza and I live in a small house near the guild. She's still just the same if not a bit prettier. I love to say that this is my wife, Erza scarlet. (Oh yeah, Erza didn't change her surname. I named her, Hello? Why would I want her change that? She didn't wanna change that either.)

We just came back from a mission. Erza looked absolutely like a goddess wile she slayed that monster. (Smile: the rest of Team Natsu and Crime sorcerer, who by the way Jellal completely ignored, didn't agree. They thought she looked more like a *cough* monster *cough*) *completely ignores smile* so now we are at our house relaxing and she brought up the topic.

'Erza this isn't about cake at all. Is it?'

'N-n-n-no.' she said staring at the floor.

'Erza, look at me.' I held her face between my hands and made her look into my eyes. 'What is it? Tell me.'

She took in a deep breath.

"Jellal, I'm pregnant."

Erza's pov

There I said it. Oh god, why is he looking at me like that? What's wrong? Isn't he happy?

'Are you serious?' He asked me. He looks so serious. I nodded. He isn't happy. I felt tears coming to my eyes. I'm …

He kissed me.

Erza's pov end

I kissed her. I'm gonna be a dad. I'M GONNA BE A DAD! YA HEAR THAT? I'M GONNA BE A DAD! This is one of the best moments in my life.

Erza pulled away first. Her eyes wide in … shock? Hell, why is she shocked?

'you're happy?' she asked me. She's scared I wouldn't want a baby. Silly, Erza.

'Of course I am. I'm gonna be a dad!' I picked her up and spent her around. 'I'M GONNA BE A DAD!' Erza screamed at me to put her down, I didn't care I'm too happy.

When I finally put her down, we were both very dizzy.

'I love you.' I told her.

'I love you too.' she said. And I kissed her again. Erza makes me so happy. I'm the happiest man in the entire world tonight.

Smile: ya happy?

Jellal: yeah… I'M SO DAMN HAPPY I CAN KISS…

Smile: ERZA! HELP! JELLAL IS ACTING LIKE A PERVERT!

Erza: what did I just hear Jellal *evil aura*?

Jellal: Erza, I can explain.

Smile: While Erza beats up Jellal you take your time and leave a review, kay?