Sandwich For a Pregnant Woman
''Draco Malfoy get up here now!'' yelled a seventh month pregnant Hermione Malfoy.
''Yes,hunny?'' he asked quite scared. ''Why does my sandwich have crust on it?'' she said eerily calm with a mad glint in her caramel eyes.'Crap' he said under his breath.'' Oh umm I must have forgot to cut it off '' he said while cowering under his wifes glare. '' Forgot?'' she shrieked
In the commotion Rose Malfoy a smart five-year-old walked to her parents bedroom.''Mummy?'' Rose asked quietly. ''Yes, Rosie Posie?''she asked ignoring her husband.''Your face is red, mummy maybe you should go to the bathroom and cool down'' she said quietly
Hermione said nothing but stomped to the bathroom across the hall.
''Hurry daddy cut the crust off and make it perfect!''
Draco cut the crust off of the peanut butter and sardine sandwich.
Three minutes later Hermione stomped back in the bedroom and her face lit up seeing the sandwich. She sat down and took a bite. '' Draco...''
''Yes dear?" he replied. ''I WANTED PEANUT BUTTER SARDINE AND PICKLES!'' she roared
THE END!