Toad Tussle

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I never liked the generic Toads used as players 3 and 4 in NSMB. They should have just stuck with Toad and Toadette, regardless of the color pattern.


Toadette and Toad were both walking westward in the acorn plains together, humming as they were going to see the giant acorn tree.

"Man, I can't wait to get my hand on those acorns!" Toad exclaimed as he moved his arms about in an excited manner.

Toadette giggled as she had her arms wrapped around the back of her head. "I heard the acorn power up lets you glide! It's pretty cool!"

As the two young humanoid mushrooms headed up to the giant acorn tree, they notice the two generic colored toads, the Blue Toad and Yellow Toad, were already there collecting as much acorns as possible, placing them in their diapers. Toad and Toadette glanced at each other as they looked back at the two colored Toads.

"Aren't you guys suppose to be guarding the princess?" Toad asked as he placed his hands on his hips.

Yellow Toad turned to face Toad, sticking his tongue out. "Isn't that your job as her personal bodyguard?"

Toad sighed as he rolled his eyes. "I told you two dorks before, I'm no longer her bodyguard! I'm just her childhood friend!"

"Yeah, well you're not so impressive yourself," Blue Toad commented as he kept chugging acorns down into his diaper.

Toadette puffed up her cheeks as she shook her head. "Why are you two guys so stubborn!? Can't we all just be friends?"

Blue Toad and Yellow Toad looked at each other as they laughed, pointing at Toadette.

"Says the girl who doesn't even appear in games anymore!" Blue Toad laughed as he closed his eyes from laughing too much.

Toadette frowned as she looked down, rubbing her right arm. "Oh come on, games aren't everything..."

"Yeah, of course they aren't, if you're so irrelevant that no one remembers your existence!" Yellow Toad added as he folded his arms together.

Toad growled as he wrapped his right arm around Toadette. "At least we're actual characters and not used as last minute filler for a crappy platformer that no one actually like or value!"

Blue Toad and Yellow Toad gasped as they realized how right Toad was, getting into a hissy fit as they ran towards Toad and Toadette, with Toad willing to fight as the three humanoid mushrooms went at it, while Toadette cried in the background. The giant acorn tree glanced down, seeing the three Toads fight before it as several Waddlewings popped out of the green leaves on top, looking at each other as they looked back down at the fight occurring before them.