What Have We Here Hmm? By Creah
I do not own the Penguins Of Madagascar.
Here's a familiar planet. Earth. Yes, you're looking right at it. The big round ball of blues and greens and whites (of clouds).
Okay. Zoom in. What do you see now? The United States of America. Cool! Now zoom in closer. Faster. Faster. A LITTLE MORE FASTER!
Now FREEZE! Okay! What do you see now? Hmm. From this view, the people you see below look just like ants! It looks really funny–they're walking really fast to places for reasons we don't know, they're vibrating they're little feeler antennas, they're carrying food back into the anthill with their six crawler feet, they're–wait.
These are real ants! My mistake. Zoom out a little.
Ah, there we go. Now you see that we are in Central park, which is in New York City! Okay, now pan left.
Your other left.
Thank you.
Look what's coming up closer as you pan left! Slow down you eager beaver. We don't want another rerun of what just happened before (with the ants).
Anyways, you can now see this…PLACE right below you! It looks like a zoo. A small zoo. A small old-fashioned zoo. With fences and all.
Since you're horrible with geography and places, I'll tell you that THIS is the Central Park Zoo! Yay! And you stare at me weirdly as I do a funky jig.
Stop looking at me like that and zoom in. Now what lies before you is a random habitat splat in the middle of the zoo. A sign says that this is the penguin habitat.
I like penguins.
A fence is surrounding the habitat. In the middle is this white platform which is someone's suckish attempt to make look like an iceberg. A moat surrounds the bad imitation of an iceberg, and it serves as a pool for the penguins.
Now dive in and–okay, okay! I'll stop telling what to do, and say please instead! So, please dive in and go to a nearby underwater window over there.
No, not there, that's a wall.
Okay, now look–I mean, now please look in.
Inside are four penguins.
Hmm. This is where they keep the penguins when they're not outside? Seems highly unusual to me...it looks more like a human's house! With a TV and a table and beds and–
OMIGOSH THE TALL PENGUIN JUST EXPLODED SOMETHING IN A TEENY MUSHROOM CLOUD!
Did NOT see that one coming.
And then there's a little smack! as the flat-headed penguin slaps the tall penguin.
And then the hunched-back penguin with a Mohawk uneats a flamethrower.
O_o
This had gotten so entertaining we forgot we ran out of air.
Now pick your jaw up off the concrete floor and out of the water we go! Please.
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