Sherlock – Verging on Worry
By Allyson
(A/N – Sherlock belongs to AC Doyle and BBC)
Bored – SH
(10 minutes later)
Buy milk – SH
(30 seconds later)
Also need two dozen eggs. Various sizes/colours – SH
(30 minutes later)
Where have you put the hammer? – SH
(10 minutes later)
Why is my fungal toenails experiment in the bin? – SH
(30 minutes later)
Tweezers. Of course, victim was killed by her jealous hairdresser. Dull – SH
(2 minutes later)
Bored – SH
(5 minutes later)
Mrs. Hudson has taken my skull. Why have you hidden my nicotine patches? – SH
(30 seconds later)
Buy nicotine patches – SH
(5 minutes later)
Why aren't you answering your phone? – SH
(5 minutes later)
Sarah said you left work over an hour ago – where are you? – SH
(2 minutes later)
Didn't think you'd stoop to such juvenile behavior – SH
(5 minutes later)
Is this about the cat's eyes in the fridge? I'm not getting rid of them – SH
(15 minutes later)
The silent treatment does not bring out your best side – SH
(15 minutes later)
Being stubborn is also childish – SH
(5 minutes later)
Fine, I've put them in the bin. Now answer your phone – SH
(10 minutes later)
Don't use the underground. Suspected terrorist attack on the train. Reporter having an affair with the cameraman – SH
(2 minutes later)
John, tell me you're not on that train – SH
(30 seconds later)
John? – SH
(30 seconds later)
Don't do anything stupid – SH
(5 minutes later)
Are you near the suspect? – SH
(30 seconds later)
Details, John! I need details! – SH
(3 minutes later)
I'm on my way – SH
(15 minutes later)
Are you hurt? – SH
(5 minutes later)
Roads are blocked off. Lestrade not likely to be found – SH
(5 minutes later)
From no on take cabs – SH
(30 seconds later)
Don't roll your eyes – SH
(15 minutes later)
Surrounded by incompetent idiots – SH
(10 minutes later)
Demands have been agreed. You should be freed soon – SH
(40 minutes later)
Where are you? Everyone else has gone – SH
(2 minutes later)
John, answer your phone! – SH
(15 seconds later)
- Bring, bring! Bring, bring! -
"It's me, I didn't get your eggs. I'm fine. Sherlock, turn around."
The End.