One day, Pikachu was walking downtown shooting up some dank weeds and getting all the lads and laidies. Pikachu was smoking a crackpipe and he sawed Hitler. Hitler asked him wassup and asked him where Ash be. Pikachu said, "Wassup my nigga, and Ash? You mean Ass, I abandonored that basic ass feg." Hitler said, "Oh yeah, yolo man." And Pikachu threw up a gang sign to his homie peep bro and swagged away.
Shrek smiled when he saw Pikachu and said hi! Pikachu said, "Ughh are you hitting on me? Pokemon like me do NOT talk to ogres with faces like yours." And he swaggered away. Shrek is cry. Pikachu went up to Harry Potter and said, "Hey yo, Hairy Farter, you motherfucking feggut, took ya years to kill dat ugly as hell evil ho, sheeyut" and slappered him. Pikachu left dat ratchet ho so fast. And Pikachu got naked, I mean, he already be naked, but he gots nakeder and he ran up to Barney and humpty dumpty'd his leg.
"Woah what the fack" said Barney. Pikachu said, "M'lady, let get out dis shade and just be balls is life, bro." Barney gasped and said, "I love you, you love me." Pikachu said, "Yeah, yeah, whatever bitch, gimme dat poosay." Barney said ok. Pikachu maketh love with Barney and gave him a nickel. Pikachu flew to Spiderman and strangled him to death for being a lil bitch. RRAGH screamed Pikachu. He tore out Kanye's jugular and roared like an angry rabbit. Pikachu ran to Superman, fired his lazers, and Superman is kill. Pikachu killed the Queen of England and became Queen.
Queen Pikachu made a law for all big booty hos to marry him. Sherlock AKA Benedict Cabbagepatch be big booty ho, they marry. Pikachu said "ew you a ugly alien mofo" and had Bumblebee beheaded. Pikachu also married Ian McKellen and had him wear Gandalf and Magneto costumes for his fetishes. Pikachu was a happy nigga until Ian McKellen died of a heart attack. Pikachu cried until he met Vladimir Putin, then he be a sad nigga no more.
Vladimir Putin was the sexiest man Pikachu had ever seen. He was a Russian beast of muscle and Pikachu be digging that shit. Pikachu invited the memeophobe-homophobe ho over for some business. Vladimir came to Buckinghome Palace and saw Queen Pikachu and it was love at first sight. Queen Pikachu batted his eyelashes sensually like a tru thirsty nigga, and they shook hands for 15 minutes because they were checking each other out like some thirsty hos. "Let's get down to business," said Queen Pikachu as they went to his bedchamber room, "To defeat them buns," said Putin.
Pikachu giggled cutely cos he 'bout to get somma dat. Vladimir winked and took off his Russian shirt, and showed off his Russian 18 pack abs. Pikachu said "wow" and gave Putin a lapdance. Putin smiled and said "no homo" like a true bro so it won't get weird, Pikachu nodded and kissed his cheek. Putin ran his hands up and down Queen Pikachu's beautiful lil body, "I want your Pokeballs," he said. "Oh god yes, homie bro peep nigga," Pikachu said. They made bro love because no homo and they became best bro niggas.