Chapter 1: Lights, Camera Action!

A/N: Hello everyone! Welcome to my brand new story! My story will follow the format of the series of Phineas and Ferb's talk show, "Take 2 with Phineas and Ferb" (you can view episodes of it on YouTube if you're unfamiliar with the show and its setup). Of course, a show like this could only ever be hosted by, you guessed it: Phineas and Ferb! In this story, instead of interviewing real life celebrities, they will be chatting with the characters from the Jurassic Park franchise – Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III and the highly anticipated Jurassic World! Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Jurassic Park or Phineas and Ferb.

Scene: Behind stage

(Phineas checks his watch)

Phineas: Hey, Ferb, you ready?

(Ferb gives Phineas a thumbs up)

Phineas: Good. How are we doing in the booth, Isabella?

Isabella: Everything's all set, Phineas.

Phineas: How are our guests doing?

Isabella: I just checked on them. They're ready whenever you are.

Phineas: Great. I need some water.

(He gets his water bottle and drinks a quick sip)

Phineas: This is going to be a blast. Hey, where's Perry?

(Ferb shrugs)

Phineas: Alright, never mind then. Let's get this thing started!

Scene: Main Stage

Isabella, from backstage: Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls of all ages! We're proud to present to you...Take 2 with Phineas and Ferb!

(Audience claps)

Isabella: Today's show is brought to you by: Slushy the Clown ©.

Background Singers: Pickles so green and meat so brown, lunchtime's fun with Slushy the Clown!

Isabella: And now our hosts, Phineas and Ferb!

(Phineas and Ferb dash onto stage; Phineas takes his seat at his desk with a monitor on it while Ferb sits in a large red chair next to the desk)

Phineas: Hello, hello, hello everyone and welcome to our show! How is everyone doing today?

(Everyone cheers)

Phineas: Have we got the show for you today. I mean, it's not everyday where we get to talk with such great people. Now usually, the people we interview on this show are actors and actresses, musicians and other typical celebrities. But today, we're going to chat with some of our favorite folks from a sequence of events that have inspired one of the greatest franchises of all time: Jurassic Park!

(Audience whoops with excitement)

Phineas: Now, we'll meet all sorts of JP people tonight, but first, I'd like to announce that we will be having two special hosts appearing alongside us tonight. The first is a paleontologist from the Badlands of Snakewater, Montana. He's sporting a certain Indiana Jones-flare, cowboy hat and a love for fossils. He's survived the dinosaur-related occurrences of the Jurassic Park Incident of 1993 and the Kirby Incident of 2001. Let's hear it for paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant!

(Audience claps as Dr. Alan Grant walks onto stage. He waves to audience takes a seat in the chair on the seat on Phineas' right)

Dr. Grant: Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

Phineas: Our second guest host is just as awesome. He's survived two dinosaur-related incidents – the Jurassic Park Incident of 1993 and the events surrounding the San Diego Incident of 1997. He's also dressed completely in black, and has a thing for chaos. In fact, he's a chaoticianist. Let's give it up for...Dr. Ian Malcolm!

(Audience as Dr. Ian Malcolm walks onto stage. He takes his time waving to the audience, temporarily removing his sun glasses to flash them a few winks and "thumb-ups" before taking his seat next to Ferb. He fist-bumps Ferb as he sits down)

Phineas: Well, I must say that Ferb and I are glad you're both here tonight.

Malcolm: Yes, we are too. Who wouldn't be? This set is awesome! You boys set it up all by yourselves?

Phineas: You bet. We've done a lot more than that. We've built a roller coaster, a beach in our backyard, a time machine, an army of robots, proved the existence of Klimperloon, built a portal to Mars–

Grant: Wait, aren't you two a little young to do all that?

Phineas: Yes, yes we are. Anyways, today's show isn't about us, it's about you guys.

Malcolm: Sweet.

Phineas: So before the rest of our interviewees get out here, Ferb and I just wanted to ask you two some questions involving your time on the islands of Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna from some of our fans and some of the amazing writers on .

Grant: That's cool, I guess. Who's the first question from?

Phineas: Our first question is from a girl named Halle who writes: "Alan, what did you like best about being on the islands of Nublar and Sorna?"

Grant, wincing: Oh, that's an easy question. I'd say what I liked best was not getting eaten.

Phineas: OK, sweet. And we've got another question for you from a Fanfiction writer named Kjar, who writes: "Dr. Grant: if you were able to observe any one species of dinosaur that you've seen in real life with no repercussions whatsoever, which dinosaur would you choose?"

Grant: Now that's a tricky one.

Phineas: For those members of our audience that don't know what Kjar's talking, InGen's geneticists needed to fill in the gaps in the dinosaur's DNA codes they found within the fossilized mosquitoes in order to clone the dinosaurs. So they used frog DNA to fill in those gaps. Unfortunately, the frog DNA had some rather peculiar side effects, giving some of the dinosaurs features and behaviors that they never had before they went extinct. For example, InGen's Velociraptor is the size of a man, whereas the Velociraptor of the fossil record is the size of a large turkey. Another fine example is the dinosaurs' ability to change from female to male in a single gendered environment.

Grant: Hm...I'd have to say I'd like to see a Spinosaurus.

Malcolm: Why those two?

Grant: Well, InGen's Spinosaurus was a 43-foot long bipedal theropod (meat-eating dinosaur), much like its relatives Baryonyx or Suchomimus. It was considered inline with the Spinosaurus of the fossil record at the time. However, in 2014, scientists in Egypt discovered more fossils of Spinosaurus that revealed this creature was even more bizarre than InGen's version. The extinct Spinosaurus was actually a four-legged, semi-aquatic creature at home, and equally dangerous, in both the water and on land.

Malcolm: Very interesting...

Phineas: Now, here's a question for both of you that Ferb and I had: we all know about the new theme park, Jurassic World, that's going to open on June 12th of this year. Do you think it's going to succeed.

Malcolm and Grant: No.

Grant: I'm still pessimistic from my last experience with InGen. I mean, who in their right mind would rebuild a theme park where people lost so many lives. It's disheartening. Any theme park like there's is destined for failure.

Phineas: Well, BBC's Prehistoric Park didn't fail.

Malcolm: There's a big difference between, Jurassic Park/World and Prehistoric Park. While Prehistoric Park is attempting to bring back formally extinct creatures through the use of time-travel and allow them a second chance, Jurassic Park/World are trying to bring back AND control ancient life forms. They fail to understand that genetic power is the most awesome force this planet's ever seen and they wield it like a kid who's found his dad's gun. Their work didn't require any discipline to attain. They read what others had done, and they took the next step. They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they knew what they had, they patented it, packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box.

Phineas: Very interesting take on it. I guess we'll just have to see how it all turns out on June 12th. (He turns to you, the readers) Alright guys and gals on Fanfiction, now it's time for your role. What we're going to do is interview each of our favorite Jurassic Park people, and you folks, the readers, will be able to ask them your own questions. Here's how it works: just write your question in the form of a review. You'll be informed who we'll be interviewing first before the end of this segment.

Ferb: And don't forget to say who the question is intended for.

Isabella, offstage: Don't forget the profanity regulations, Phineas!

Phineas: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. And please be nice and don't post any rude or profane remarks in your questions and comments. We won't be able to use everyone's questions, depending on how many we get, but we'll do as many as we can. Our first interviewee will be...Dr. John Parker Hammond! We'll see you all after the break!

A/N: Well, you heard Phineas! Simply post your comments and questions as reviews and don't forget to say who the question is intended for (I apologize if this sounds obvious, but we all can get forgetful, including me!). Also, questions and comments with profanity and rude comments will not be accepted. Be nice everyone! Remember, since this fanfiction story is dependent on reviewers that send their questions and comments to me, I won't be able to update until I receive questions. So if you like this fanfic, be sure to send me some questions, follow and favorite this story and until next time r&r!