Ugh, I know I will never get Princess Peach. Every time I kidnap Peach, BAM, Mario's there, ready to fight me. I can't do this anymore, I need to do something else. But, what will I tell Waluigi?
"Hey Waluigi."
"Eeh, hey Wario. I'm making a plan to make Daisy mine. What are you doing?"
"I-I've been thinking. I think I should stop kidnapping."
"WHAAAAAAAT?!"
"I-I will still be an anti-hero! Just, I don't like Peach anymore."
"Eeh, then what WILL you do?"
"Probably go on adventures without you."
After adventures without Waluigi
Wow! I've made so many friends and enemies on my adventures! I just can't believe I have friends! The only thing I'm really missing is...*sigh*sometimes, I stare at a picture of Peach and think if I should go back, but I then remember that I went on this whole adventure to ignore Peach. I only know one girl who likes me a lot and that's a girl named Mona. She is cute, but not Peach cute, plus, she's sort of annoying.
At least she respects me more than Peach, oh, what the mushroom! I'll ask her out.
"H-Hey Mona."
"Hi, Wario! 3"
"So, um, I've thought, the reason I went on this adventure was to stop thinking about my old crush, and-"
"YES!"
"Wha-"
"I would LOVE to go out with you!"
"Okay, meet you-"
"On the hills, staring at the stars!?"
"Um, sure."
"O_O Meet you there!" Well, that went well. I guess. Anyway, that night we were staring out at the stars. Mona was different, somehow. She wasn't acting all coo-coo crazy like usual. She's actually just asking me questions.
"So, what was your old crush like?"
"I kidnapped her, she was that pretty, and she hated me ever since I first kidnapped her. Plus, she sort of already has a boyfriend, so I gave up."
"You poor thing." Wow, nobody has ever said that before, not even Waluigi,
"I mean, your old crush sounds like she was missing out on you, she made the wrong choice..." Mona just kept talking, but what she was saying about me, really made my heart working. I mean, nobody has ever talked to me this way before.
I decided to just shut her up with a kiss, I kissed her until SHE pushed back. Her whole face turned bright red as she said
"W-Wario, did that kiss just begin a new-" I nodded. What Mona was going to say is if that kiss started a new relationship, which, I think a new couple was born. Anyway, after I said yes, Mona kissed me again. We declared to be boyfriend and girlfriend. I can't believe that happened so fast, but at least I have love now. Also, I'm not that villainous as before ever since Mona and I got together. I dunno, maybe it's the love talking.
The End