She remembered every second of when she met Bob the Dalek.
He was floating through deep space, a refugee of his kind. The last of the Daleks from the Time War. She was warned not to approach him ("Don't you dare talk to it, Rose Tyler. It's the scum of the universe.") But she was drawn to his supple curves and brooding nature.
"Hello," she said.
"I-DEN-TI-FY YOUR-SELF," Bob the Dalek responded in a deadpan, robotic voice.
"I'm Rose. R-Rose Tyler," she responded. Talking to the dalek made her heart race and she felt as if the world was spinning all around her. She could sense the pure aura of sadness and loneliness emanating from him.
"I AM BOB THE DAAA-LEK!" said Bob the Dalek. "I AM THE LAST OF MY KIIIIIND."
Rose felt a pang of hurt for the dalek. She welcomed the dalek into her warm, gentle bosom, feeling the crevices and smoothness of the dalek's eyestalk. She stroked the small of its back tenderly and carefully. The dalek's suction cup began to rise in arousal. She stroked it.
Suddenly the Doktah appeared. "NO! ROSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He said sadly.
Then Bob the dalek aimed his laser at the doctor and shot him 37 times in the chest and he fell over dead.
Rose screamed. The Doctor began to glow yellow. He took a new form, a new personality, a new life. He now had gigantic time boobs like Pamela Anderson. In fact, he WAS a pair of boobs. Bob the dalek screamed! "AAH-HH-HH! IT'S THE DOC-TOR! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EXXX-TEERR-MIIINN-AAAATTEE!" Rose screamed and threw herself in front of the Dalek's attack. She held his soft exterior as tightly as she could as she felt the laser penetrate into her soul. Bob the Dalek started to cry as the Doctor held Rose in his boobs.
The Dalek began to cry. "I AM SO-RRY ROSE I LOOOVED YOU!" Bob the Dalek's tears filled up the universe and every1 drowned. The end.
ALL OF A SUDDEN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUNCHED BOB THE DALEK IN THE FACE.
TO BE CONTINUED.