Once upon a time, Hitler was bi. Hitler had used a time machine to sleep with Jesus. BUT, Jesus's samen he hath swallowed had making him pregnant. Hitler cried. Jesus did tell him, "Do not be afraid." Hitler asked why. Jesus said, "The same thing happened to my mommy." Hitler said what. And then Eva Braun walked in and screamed because she saw Hitman and Jesus cuddling. And then Hitler jumped up and screamed in givverish, "SCHREISTRGAH!" And then Jesus washed Hitler's feet. Eva Braun cried and asked Hitler why he cheetah. Hitler wiped her tears with his mustache. Jesus organismed from the sight.
"BUT WAIT" said Jesus. "FOR WHAT" assed Hitme. "YOU AREN'T CIRCUMFERENCED, YOU NEED TO BE CIRCUMCISION TO GO TO HEAVIN." "OH" exclaimed Hitman. Then Hitler took scissors and Jesus preyed. Hitler cut into his tip and Jesus bit his eightskin off. "THERE ALL DONE" said Jewsus. "I DIDN'T EVEN NEED MY THORNSKIN," sad Hitman. Eva Braun strangled herself to death with his tornskin and died to death. Jesus prayed, got on his knees, and sucked the blood from Hitler's whoppadopper. Hitman loved the feeling on his dingerdonger. Jesus prayed, and they went to an abortion clinic.
Hitman said, "Isn't this a sin." "No," said Jesus, "It doesn't say so in the Beebul, plus, my daddy's killed babies and caused miscarragies anyways. And my daddy's killed more people than you, lol." Hitler nodded. BUT THEN, a protestor got up in Hitler's face, calling him a murderer. Jesus pulled the protestant away and yelled "FACK OFF YOU FRECKIN NOOB. HE ISN'T A MORDOR, HE ONLY KILLS THE BAD JEWS, AND BESIDES, WE'RE JUST SENDING THE ABOMINATION TO MY DAD, SO STOP YELLING AT MY WIFE. YOU CAN FUCKING GO TO HECK." Hitler was teary eyed and maked out with Jewsus. Jesus prayed because he called that protest a noob.
They got the abortion, and Hitman said, "I'm not going drink your man wiz or suck your bananer ever again, sorry." Jewsus said, "It's ok, but please on my birthday." "When is your birthday?" axed Hitler. "D-DAY" yellered Jesus. "LOL" they both said. "I love you" said Hitty. "I love you more," sad Jewsus. "Oh schnapps," said Hitler. Jesus wept. Hitler dried Jewsus's tears with his mustache. He smiled. Jesus smiled too. They both smiled. And Hitler asked Jesus, "Is it D-Day yet?" And Jewsus put sunglasses on and said, "It's D-DAY, erryday?" YEEEEAAAH. Hitler giggled cutely, like a little schoolgirl. Jesus laughed, took Hitman's hand and flew away.
The and.