Disclaimer: Nope still not mine last time I looked and still no royalty checks to be found in the mail. Darn.

Author's Note: This was written a few years back, but I went through and vamped it up just a tiny bit. Yes, Max is probably OOC, so sue me. Title comes from the AC/DC song - no clue why I chose it tho. lol. Hope you enjoy :)

He had no idea who had talked him into this.

Oh wait, he knew exactly who had talked him into this, the same person who seemed to find pleasure in dragging him through the sewers at all hours of the night. Max.

She had called and like usual, he had come running like the love sick fool he turned into at the slightest mention of her name. Of course, she had failed to mention the details of just what kind of 'help' would be required of him. This, he was sure, was not what he had been expecting.

He could take an enemy with his pinky, speak nine languages, plan and execute a full scale military attack in under three minutes, but plumber was listed nowhere on his resume. Still, he simply couldn't say no, God help him, to practically anything she helped of him. She might have mentioned on the phone however that she was wearing ridiculously short sleep shorts and a tank top that left nothing to the imagination.

Alec was trying not to ogle her – really, he was – but he was a man after all and what did she expect dressing like that? Or not dressing as the case was?

"Allleec" Max whined.

Jeez. How did she make whining sound sexy even?

Don't look out there. You can handle this. Breathe deep and concentrate on what you're doing, not on her. All you gotta do is fix the damn disposal, but for God's sake, don't look at her man!

As he lay on her kitchen floor, with most of his back and all of his head twisted inside the cabinet, Alec tried to focus on using the wrench to tighten the pipe fittings in hopes of stopping the massive amounts of water which were suddenly spraying everywhere.

Then, all resolve broke as four little words were uttered from her no doubt pouty lips.

"I'm all wet now."

*Oh hell.*

He looked.

.

Fin.