A/N: Hey there everybody and welcome to my new 'Young justice story', now this is going to be based off of a Simpson's Halloween special.
I might add two more chapters to this story if the first one goes by pretty good, I'm going to try and get this finish before Halloween. I will let you guys know up front that if I'm not done by Halloween then I'll have to finish it next year since this is a Halloween story.
Oh one more thing the game "Young Justice Legacy" is coming out next month and I think we should all do a Family guy and just by the stuff and hopefully they might bring the show back.
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice or the Simpson's they belong to their respective owners.
(Mount. Justice 4:15 p.m.)
"Happy birthday to you!" The team sung to the birthday boy Billy Batson who just turned 11 years old today.
"Go ahead Billy and open up your gifts." Megan suggested warmly to the young boy who had a big smile on his face.
"Alright I'll start with Robin's gift." Billy said as he opened up the boy wonder's gift and was surprised to see that it was a bunch of money.
"Robin how did you get so much money?" Zatanna asked him out of curiosity as the others, minus Wally of course, wanted to the know the same thing.
"I'm not allowed to revile where I got from, I don't really needed it but if I told you where it came from then there's going to be all kinds of hell!" Robin stated as he remembered what Bruce told him if Robin told them where all of that money came from.
"Um, okay then. Wally where's your gift?" Bill asked the young speedster who was busy eating one of Megan's homemade cookies.
"D'oh, I mean don't worry Billy why I'm just about to go and Pick it up at this very moment, and it will be the best present ever. I swear on a Robin's grave." Wally said and made a mad dash towards the zeta tube.
"Recognize Kid Flash B03" The Computer announced as the others stared at his Disappearing form.
"What do think he meant when he said 'I swear on a Robin's grave'?" Robin asked somewhat nervous from what his best had just said before he left the cave.
(Fawcett City 4:21 p.m.)
When Wally stepped out of the old phone booth and into an empty alley he started to walk around the city for short while until he came across an pawn shop that sold unique and exotic items that can't be found anywhere else.
"I bet I'll be able to find a gift for Billy in there." He said to himself and walked into store and saw so many strange objects on the shelves and dangling from the walls, but he just ignored all of them and walked up to the counter and rung the little bell.
"How may I serve you?" The old Asian looking man asked the young speedster as he walked out from the shadows.
"Yeah a friend of mine just turned 11 and I was wondering if you might have something a kid like him would enjoy?" He asked man in some what rushed tone of voice.
"I have items from places that even the bravest of men fear to venture, I also have frozen yogurt which I like to call frogurt. Though I might have just the solution for your young friend, just a moment please." He instructed to Wally as he head to a back room and picked up a Joker doll from the top shelf.
"Wow, I didn't even think they made those anymore." Wally said surprised as he took the doll into his hands.
"Yes, but the doll is also a cursed item!"
"That's bad."
"But it comes with a free frogurt."
"That's good."
"The Frogurt is also cursed."
"That's bad."
"But you get to choose your own toppings"
"That's good."
"But the Toppings are full Potassium Benzoate."
"That's bad."
"Yes it is."
"Well I'm going to leave now." Wally said as he walked out of the store and back into the alleyway.
(Mount Justice 4:35 p.m.)
"Recognize Kid Flash B03" The computer announced as Wally came speeding in while everybody was enjoying some of the birthday cake.
"Hey Billy I'm back with your birthday gift!" Wally announced as held the Joker doll in front of the young boy.
"Wow a Joker doll! I didn't even know they make those." Billy said in excitement as he took the doll from out of Wally's hands and pulled the string on it's back.
"Why so serious?" the doll said in a creepy and menacing voice.
"Thank you Wally I really love your gift." Billy said as he gave Wally a great big hug.
"Spear says that doll is evil, EVIL!" Conner yelled at the others as they looked at him like he had went insane.
"Conner that's what Spear said about all of the other gifts." Megan pointed out to the boy of steel.
"I know, I think she just wants the attention." Conner stated as he just simply shrugged his shoulders.
The next day Wally was in the cave just watching TV and eating a bag full of chips until he noticed Billy's Joker doll laying beside him on the sofa.
"Hey what you doing here little guy?" Wally said as he lifted up the doll and pulled on it's string.
"Hey there, I don't like you." the doll said answered back.
"Ha, ha pretty funny." Wally responded back sarcastically.
"Hey I'm going to wipe you out of existence just like how DC Comics did in the New 52." The Joker doll stated in a playful tone of voice.
"I didn't even pull the string that time." Wally commented amazed by how the doll worked.
"I said I'm going to kill you! YOU Wally West!" The doll threatened as it twisted it's head in a 360 degree angle.
"Oh yeah? How are you going to do that?" Wally asked as he threw the doll into the wall without a single worry.
The Joker doll suddenly climbed up onto the sofa welding a kitchen knife and plunged itself at the young speedster.
Wally then let out a loud scream which was heard by Robin, Artemis, Billy and Kaldur who all ran into the living room to see what was wrong with their friend.
"Wally is everything okay in here?" Kaldur asked him in a concerned voice as he saw his friend scrunched up on his side of the sofa in fear.
"Guys the doll is trying to kill me!" He yelled out in panic.
"I think the pressure is starting to get to him you guys." Billy commented to the other three young heroes.
"Yeah but what pressure?" Robin asked as he and the others walked out of the room leaving the frightened speedster alone.
"Wait guys don't leave me alone with him!" Wally pleaded to the other three not wanting to be left alone with the killer psychotic doll.
Soon the Joker doll let out a horrific murderous psychotic laugh, but then he came to a sudden stop to see that his string had reached his end. He then pointed towards it in a gesture for Wally to pull the string for him.
Wally simply did what he was asked and pulled the string and for the killer clown doll to continue on with his laughter.
Sometime later Wally was in the shower singing a little cheerful song to himself without a care in the whole world.
"My bologna has a first name it's W-A-L-L-Y my bologna has first it's W-A-L-L-Y!" He sung completely unaware of the Joker doll aiming a harpoon gun directly at him.
When Wally saw it he quickly dodged it and ran out of the shower at super speed completely naked, he then ran past Megan, Zatanna, and Rocket who was surprised by what they saw.
"Okay I think lost my interest in boys a little bit." Zatanna commented to the other two girls in the room.
Then suddenly Robin, Kaldur, and Conner all walked by the girls completely shirtless which caused the the girls to smirk a little.
"Interest has now returned." Zatanna stated to the other two who nodded their heads in agreements.
The Joker doll was in Megan's room getting a little cozy with her Black Canary doll as they both sought in her doll house.
"Hey there beautiful, and you are beautiful. You look little hot in that leather jacket, what you say we get it off ya?" He said seductively to her before Wally scooped him up and placed him in a gray bag.
"You think that your dirty socks will be enough to stop me? Well I am feeling a little woozy." He said before passing out.
(Bottomless pit 6:28 pm)
"Goodbye dolly!" Wally triumphantly stated as he threw it down the pit.
"So long Vinnie!" Black Mask stated as he threw a dead body into the pit.
"I was a fool to think that people would want to see nude pictures of Miss Manface." A man said as he dumped the photos into the pit before they bounced back up into his hands which took him by surprise.
(Mount Justice 6:32 pm)
"Recognize Kid Flash B03" The Computer announced as Wally stepped out of the Zeta Tube.
"Well that's the end of that." Wally stated feeling good about his recent accomplishment of the day.
"Guess Who!" The Joker doll asked as he covered Wally's eyes with his hands.
"Guys help the doll is trying to kill me and I think the Spear has been laughing at me!" Wally said as he ran into the living room where the other members of the team were as they were shocked by what they were seeing.
"Recognize Batman 02" The computer announced the arrival of the Dark Knight as he walked in seeing as Wally was trying to have his tongue yanked out by the Joker doll.
"I thought I told those people to stop making these things." Batman stated in his usual low gruff voice as he picked up the doll and lifted up the up the doll's shirt to revile a switch.
"Why would someone put a 'good and evil' switch on a doll anyway?" Batman asked as he switched the doll to good and placed it on the ground.
"I love you Wally." The doll said in a much sweeter and nicer tone of voice now.
"Come here you." Wally said as he pulled the doll into a warm embrace.
Sometime later Wally was in the living room surrounded by bags of chips, bottles of soda, a few pizza boxes and a half eaten sandwich. He was watching TV until the Joker doll walked up to him carrying a plat with another bottle of soda on top of it.
"Here you go Wally." He said as he placed the plate on the table.
"Did you take Wolf for his walk?" Wally asked not really interested.
"Yeah but he buried me a few times." the doll answered back.
"Yeah, he likes to burry old things." He stated back to the doll who mumbled something about stupid speedsters.
Later that night tired and exhausted the Joker doll returned to the little doll house that it was sharing with the Black Canary doll.
"Sorry I'm late honey, Wally wanted me to give him a sponge bath." He said with a shiver of disgust. "Coming home to you makes it all worth it."
He then gave the doll a little kiss but her head had fell off after the kiss.
"Let me get that for you." He offered and placed the doll head back in place. "There we go." He said with a smile on his face as he snuggled up to her.
A/N: Well there you go guys the first chapter, now this one was based on the one called "the Clown without Pity" as for the Joker doll that was based on Heath's Ledger's Joker from "The Dark Knight".
Now I'm going to try and get two more chapters up before Halloween and if I don't get it done before that, then I guess you'll have to wait until next year. I don't know what the second chapter will be based on, but I already know what the third chapter will based on so I hope you guys can be patient
Well anyway read and review and I will see you all later.