Marco: Hi! We're the Animorphs! And you're listening to our favorite radio statio--
Rachel: Marco, cut the crap!
Marco: Aw, fine, you're no fun. ::in professional announcer voice:: Welcome to our new show, Animorphamaniacs, where all you loving fans come on and voice your opinion about us!
Rachel: ::flashes a dazzling smile:: Here, with us, we have our fellow Animorphs...
Jake: Me! Big Jake! The fearless leader, AHAHAHA!!
Rachel: ::rolls her eyes:: Jake? Shut. Up.
Jakes: ::does so::
Marco: Also, with us, we have Tobias!
Tobias: ::swoops in, causing the little kids in the audience to scream with terror...he lands on Rachel's shoulder and hangs his head:: No one ever likes me. Everyone loves THEM!!!!! ::points a wing to Jake and Marco::
Audience member: ::stands up:: I think you need to get yo little, sorry, feathered, bird-butt up and face the fact that yous a friggin' eagle! Of course no one loves you, deal wit it!
Tobias: ::flaps off of Rachel's shoulder, and flies in furious little circles:: First of all, I'm a HAWK! A HAWK!! NOT AN EAGLE! And second of all, you don't know me! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
::Security guards come and escort Tobias off of the stage.::
Rachel: ::grumbles:: Geez, you'd think this was Jerry Springer or something. Anyway, our last two members are Cassie, and Ax. Come on out!
Cassie walks on stage with short, dirty jeans, waving. She takes a seat.
Rachel: ::blinks:: Where's Ax?
Cassie: Uh...I don't know, he was right behind me...
::Ax, in his human form, bounds in with a metal shish-ka-bob stick in his hand and some unidentifiable meat chunks strung on it.::
Ax: Look everyone! One. Un. Those nice human security ity guards outside gave me this!
Marco: Uh...Ax? What is that?
Ax: ::shrugs once...then a couple more times:: Such a strange human gesture..chure..
Marco: Ax!!
Ax: ::Stops shrugging:: They called it "Tobias-ka-bob". Or "Hawk-On-A-Stick". Ick. I did not know that the human society named a food, ood, after Tobias.
Rachel: Oh my God, he ate Tobias! You stupid-::various beeps are heard as security guards come and drag a kicking screaming Rachel off the stage::
Marco: Uh...Okay, now that we're all here...more or less...We can get to the questions and comments! Sooo...call in now, we're waiting!
::Jake, Cassie, Marco, and the audience stare at the phone in the center of the stage. ::
::Rachel rejoins them after being properly sedated by various pills::
::Ax eats off the metal stick.::
Marco: Anytime now, folks!
* * * * *
Three hours later...
Everyone: ZzZzZzZz
::phone rings::
Everyone: AHHH!
Marco: Hey-hey, looks like we've got our first caller! ::picks up the phone:: Animorphamanics, you're on the air...
Caller: You suck! YOU Suck! You SUCK! YOU SUCK!!!
Marco: Uh..Thank you for your input. ::hangs up:: Heh heh...
::phone rings::
Marco: ::a bit more cautious this time:: Animorphamaniacs, you're on the air...
Caller: ::female voice:: Like...Ohmygod!! We're like...ontheair!! ::various giggly voices heard in the background:: So like...you are like suuuch a hottie!!
Marco: ::Grins:: Yes, of course Xena here never seems to agree.
Rachel: ::scowls::
Caller: ::giggles::
Marco: But she'll have to realize one day that the almight Marco is as charming as he is brilliant! And brave..And kind...An--
Caller: Wait...So like...you're like saying this isn't..like...Jake?
Jake: ::looks up:: Ooh for me?? ::snatches the phone from Marco:: Big Jake on the line, thank you, thank you!
Caller: ::giggles along with the voices in the background:: Jakey!!...We like...soooo love you!!
Jake: Ah, yes, as many of my loyal fans do...
::they start getting into a heated conversation as camera turns back to a disgruntled Rachel, Cassie, and Marco::
::They glare at Jake::
::Ax eats off the metal stick::
Marco: ::mutters:: Well...looks like that's the conclusion of our show today...
Cassie: In fact this is our last show ever...
Rachel: ::Grumbles:: Let's go back to saving the world..
Marco and Cassie: Yeah.
::All three stand up and leave the stage, muttering amongst themselves::
Ax: ::grabs the microphone:: Well..that's all folks! Olks!
Rachel: Marco, cut the crap!
Marco: Aw, fine, you're no fun. ::in professional announcer voice:: Welcome to our new show, Animorphamaniacs, where all you loving fans come on and voice your opinion about us!
Rachel: ::flashes a dazzling smile:: Here, with us, we have our fellow Animorphs...
Jake: Me! Big Jake! The fearless leader, AHAHAHA!!
Rachel: ::rolls her eyes:: Jake? Shut. Up.
Jakes: ::does so::
Marco: Also, with us, we have Tobias!
Tobias: ::swoops in, causing the little kids in the audience to scream with terror...he lands on Rachel's shoulder and hangs his head:: No one ever likes me. Everyone loves THEM!!!!! ::points a wing to Jake and Marco::
Audience member: ::stands up:: I think you need to get yo little, sorry, feathered, bird-butt up and face the fact that yous a friggin' eagle! Of course no one loves you, deal wit it!
Tobias: ::flaps off of Rachel's shoulder, and flies in furious little circles:: First of all, I'm a HAWK! A HAWK!! NOT AN EAGLE! And second of all, you don't know me! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
::Security guards come and escort Tobias off of the stage.::
Rachel: ::grumbles:: Geez, you'd think this was Jerry Springer or something. Anyway, our last two members are Cassie, and Ax. Come on out!
Cassie walks on stage with short, dirty jeans, waving. She takes a seat.
Rachel: ::blinks:: Where's Ax?
Cassie: Uh...I don't know, he was right behind me...
::Ax, in his human form, bounds in with a metal shish-ka-bob stick in his hand and some unidentifiable meat chunks strung on it.::
Ax: Look everyone! One. Un. Those nice human security ity guards outside gave me this!
Marco: Uh...Ax? What is that?
Ax: ::shrugs once...then a couple more times:: Such a strange human gesture..chure..
Marco: Ax!!
Ax: ::Stops shrugging:: They called it "Tobias-ka-bob". Or "Hawk-On-A-Stick". Ick. I did not know that the human society named a food, ood, after Tobias.
Rachel: Oh my God, he ate Tobias! You stupid-::various beeps are heard as security guards come and drag a kicking screaming Rachel off the stage::
Marco: Uh...Okay, now that we're all here...more or less...We can get to the questions and comments! Sooo...call in now, we're waiting!
::Jake, Cassie, Marco, and the audience stare at the phone in the center of the stage. ::
::Rachel rejoins them after being properly sedated by various pills::
::Ax eats off the metal stick.::
Marco: Anytime now, folks!
* * * * *
Three hours later...
Everyone: ZzZzZzZz
::phone rings::
Everyone: AHHH!
Marco: Hey-hey, looks like we've got our first caller! ::picks up the phone:: Animorphamanics, you're on the air...
Caller: You suck! YOU Suck! You SUCK! YOU SUCK!!!
Marco: Uh..Thank you for your input. ::hangs up:: Heh heh...
::phone rings::
Marco: ::a bit more cautious this time:: Animorphamaniacs, you're on the air...
Caller: ::female voice:: Like...Ohmygod!! We're like...ontheair!! ::various giggly voices heard in the background:: So like...you are like suuuch a hottie!!
Marco: ::Grins:: Yes, of course Xena here never seems to agree.
Rachel: ::scowls::
Caller: ::giggles::
Marco: But she'll have to realize one day that the almight Marco is as charming as he is brilliant! And brave..And kind...An--
Caller: Wait...So like...you're like saying this isn't..like...Jake?
Jake: ::looks up:: Ooh for me?? ::snatches the phone from Marco:: Big Jake on the line, thank you, thank you!
Caller: ::giggles along with the voices in the background:: Jakey!!...We like...soooo love you!!
Jake: Ah, yes, as many of my loyal fans do...
::they start getting into a heated conversation as camera turns back to a disgruntled Rachel, Cassie, and Marco::
::They glare at Jake::
::Ax eats off the metal stick::
Marco: ::mutters:: Well...looks like that's the conclusion of our show today...
Cassie: In fact this is our last show ever...
Rachel: ::Grumbles:: Let's go back to saving the world..
Marco and Cassie: Yeah.
::All three stand up and leave the stage, muttering amongst themselves::
Ax: ::grabs the microphone:: Well..that's all folks! Olks!