Disclaimer: Not mine.


If you were to ask Vince Noir what his 'type' was, he'd tell you he didn't have a particular 'type', that it depended on the person. This is half true.

Vince's 'type' is decided by various magazines, by television personalities and by the music industry. It depends upon their hairstyle, their makeup, their clothes.

Sometimes he doesn't even like the person he's kissing, the person he's shoving up against the wall in a toilet cubicle. But society likes what they're about, and that's good enough for him.

Everyone knows that Vince's 'type' is the one that's most fashionable, the one that can keep him from fading into obscurity just that little bit longer.

So no-one knows about the feeling of warmth he gets when he walks into his flat to find Howard waiting up for him. Or the way his insides scramble whenever Howard touches him, whether it's deliberate or not.

Sometimes you fall hardest when you go against your 'type'.