Disrupted Wonderland
A/N: PLEASE READ. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
This isn't Cardverse Hetalia. This is something that came from my mind. I only used Cardverse Hetalia for a little inspiration.
This story is a combination of Cardverse Hetalia, Alice in Wonderland, Alice of Human Sacrifice (if this one-shot turns into a story), and the insanity of my mind.
This is not human AU. They aren't countries, either. Not anymore, at least. They were, but shit happened and they aren't countries anymore but they're still semi-mortal.
No pairing, no character death, And I owe nothing.
xXx
'Want to meet my world? This world is perfect. Everyone has fun in what they do. Everyone is laughing and having fun. There is no racism, no bullying, and no nothing. Everyone is the same. Don't you want to live here?
No, you don't. This world is mad. This world is crazy. The people live unconsciously. They're not aware of their actions. That is just the ruler wants it. The ruler or the rulers, to be more precise, don't want it to be how it was many years ago. There are two rulers in this world. One is the ruler of the Blue Kingdom, which ruler three fourths of the world, and the other ruler of the Red Kingdom. The kingdoms, hating each other for centuries, are in a Cold War.
I'm one of the lucky ones. I live with a few other people underground, away from the control of the kingdoms. We are hoping for a miracle; we are hoping for the kingdoms to collapse.'
The small man placed the old pen aside and closed the run-down notebook. He clenched his stomach, "Arg, food…"
"Kiku, it's time for you to pick the berries, aru."
The man, Kiku, turned around and saw Yao entered the small room he was in. Yao was carrying a wooden basket and wearing the same rags as many years ago. "Do I have to?" Kiku asked. "We need food, Kiku." Yao said, "Don't tell me you are not hungry, aru?" Kiku was hungry. No, he wasn't hungry; he was starving. "I am not-"his stomach decided to complain again, he grumbled, "Okay, I am hungry." Yao sighed, "Here you go." He tried to give Kiku the basket, but Kiku rejected it. "What's wrong, aru?" Kiku didn't say anything and looked down. That was all Yao needed, "Afraid get catched, aru?" Kiku nodded, "I don't want to become one of them." Yao sighed again, "We can't let the people starve, Kiku." He forced Kiku to grab the basket, "It is your turn, aru." Kiku sighed, "But what if I get caught?" Yao shook his head, "If you are careful, you will not get caught, aru; trust me." Kiku softly smiled and nodded. He started walking, away from Yao, and to the dangerous outside world.
xXx
The berries fell. "Shoot," whispered Kiku as he started picking up the berries. He was so close to the kingdom and so close to the hole he has to enter to be safe. The berries were big and juicy; one can make a person full. He stood up, looked around, and sighed, "If only I could find a chicken or small bird." He started walking, unaware that he was being watched.
Out of nowhere, he felt a rope tie around him. The basket fell and the berries started rolling everywhere, "No!" he yelled.
"We caught him, bro!"
"Yes, Master will be so happy."
Oh, no. He was caught. He can't be caught. He had to brake free before more bad things happen. While the voices were laughing hysterically, Kiku tried to wiggle out of the rope. The voices stopped laughing.
"Oh, no. He's trying to escape."
"Master won't like that."
"Well, do something Mattie!"
"Okay, Al!"
Mattie? Al? Those names sounded so familiar. He felt something smack him in the back of his head. The world started getting blurry. Before his world turned black, he turned around and saw these two animals? Men? Laughing their minds out. He decided to close his eyes. When they opened again, he saw the animals/men tying him up while laughing. He closed his eyes again. When they opened, Kiku saw that he was being carried somewhere. Once again, he closed his eyes. When his eyes re-opened, he was in a dark room. He heard the two voices from earlier singing. With difficulty, he sat up. Something was keeping his hands trapped. He decided not to look down to see what it was. He looked around the room and saw two figures in the corner. His vision was getting better. When it was all clear, he saw the two animals/men. The one on the right had baby blue eyes, real bunny ears? And a real bunny tail? Kiku looked at the man on the left; with blue-ish, purple-ish eyes and rat ears and tail? Kiku was confused; is all of this an illusion? "What the…?" Kiku asked. The bunny man looked at him and gasped. Then, the rat man looked at him and gasped.
"Omg, Mattie! He's awake!"
"I know, Al!"
"Tell the Master!"
The rat man, Mattie, stood up and ran to the door. He opened it and started screaming, "Master! Master! He's awake! He's awake!" Mattie closed the door and ran to bunny man, Al. Master was coming. This was bad news for Kiku. He tried to stand up, but lost his balance and fell. He decided to look down to see what kept his hands trapped. He saw a straitjacket. "He's trying to escape!" Al exclaimed. The men ran to him grabbed his shoulders. "Okay, act serious," Al said to Mattie. Both men looked at each other for a few seconds, and burst out laughing.
That's when the door opened and Kiku gasped, scared out of his mind. The Master, ruler of the Blue Kingdom, was standing by the door, smirking or grinning. "Master! We have him!" yelled Mattie. "Told you we could get him, Master!" yelled Al. Kiku said nothing. The Master, a man he has tried to avoid since the kingdoms started, was standing by the door. Soon, Al and Mattie quieted down. It was the Master's time to speak.
"Welcome, Kiku."
Something hit Kiku's head for the second time and he blacked out for the second time.
xXx
When Kiku woke up, the Master was sitting Indian style in front of him with a smile on his face. Kiku tried to back away, but the giggling voices behind him stopped him. "What do you want?" asked Kiku. "I want a pet, Kiku," answered Alfred. The giggling died down and the Master smirked, "Alfred." "Yes, Master." Al answered. "Matthew?" the Master asked. "Yes, Master." Mattie answered. "Can you go fetch the items?" the Master answered, already knowing the answer. "Yes, Master." Alfred and Matthew said in union. They quickly stood up and ran out the door.
"Having fun ruling?"
"A blast."
"You are destroying people's life."
"No, I'm making them happier."
Kiku didn't say anything else. Neither did the Master. A few minutes later, Alfred and Matthew crashed through the door. Matthew was holding a big navy colored top had with a light blue polka dot ribbon and fake black bunny ears. Just like everyone else, the bunny ears have to be combined with their hair color. Alfred was holding a huge navy blue box with the items needed for the procedure. "Time to convert you, pet," the Master said with a smile. Kiku slowly started backing away. "Alfred?" the Master asked. "Yes, Master" Alfred nodded. He placed the box next to the Master and went to grabbed Kiku's shoulders to make him stay in place. Matthew placed the hat next to the box and went to get a red bow-tie out of the big box. He placed the bow-tie around Kiku's neck. "It looks great," the Master smiled. "You're right, Master!" Matthew said. Kiku growled.
The Master took a black leather cylinder box out of the big box and opened it. Inside of it was a white cream. The Master took a handful of the cream and placed the cylinder box next the bigger one. He placed his hand, the one that had cream on it, and placed it on Kiku's left cheek. Kiku moved his head to the right. He couldn't fall under the Master's spell. Everything would be over after that. The Master sighed and looked at Alfred. Alfred placed his hands behind Kiku's ears and kept him looking forward. The Master rubbed his hands together and placed them on Kiku's cheeks. He started moving his hands to the cream on Kiku's forehead, chin, mouth, and nose. Kiku spit when the cream was on his mouth and closed his eyes when the cream passed his eyes. "Leave me alone," Kiku yelled when the Master was done with the white cream. Matthew handed the Master a towel for the Master to clean his hands. "Sorry, pet," the Master said, "I can't."
When the Master was done cleaning his hands, he gave Matthew the towel and Matthew wiped the extra cream off Kiku's face. It was already too late; Kiku's face was whiter than the rest of his body. The Master grabbed a medium size red leather box out of the navy blue box and opened it. Inside, there was a red cream. The Master grabbed Kiku's chin with his left hand. With two fingers of his right hand filled with the red cream, the Master drew a big circle around Kiku's right eye and colored it. Then, he drew and oval around Kiku's mouth and colored it. "Almost done!" Alfred happily announced. Matthew wiped the extra red cream in Kiku's face and then cleaned the Master's right hand. "Matthew, can you look for the black pen?" the Master asked. "Yes, Master," Matthew started looking for the blank pen in the big box. After a while, he found it. "Here it is, Master," Matthew said while handing the pen to the Master. The Master examined the pen, "Go get a new one after this is over, Matthew." Matthew nodded, "Yes, Master." The Master's left hand was still on Kiku's chin, "Stay still, Kiku, or this might be ugly." With the pen, the Master drew three vertical lines on Kiku's left cheek, and did the same on Kiku's right cheek. Kiku looked like a clown, and will forever look like one; just like everyone else in the kingdoms.
The creams were starting to have their effect. Kiku was getting dizzier. He was falling under the Master's spell. "Matthew, you have the honor" the Master said. Matthew smile grew, "Yes, Master!" Matthew took the top hat from the floor and slowly placed it on Kiku's head. Alfred didn't have to hold Kiku in place anymore. The process was done, and Kiku wasn't fighting anymore. The Master stood up and backed away. The Master went to the box and grabbed a bag filled with magical confetti. "Alfred," Alfred's smile grew, "you also have the honor," the Master smiled. "Yes, Master," Alfred exclaimed with happiness. Alfred grabbed the bag of confetti, and started jumping around Kiku throwing the confetti, singing:
"Ring-a-round a roses,
A pocket full of poses,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down."
Matthew started clapping, followed by the Master. Soon, Matthew and the Master joined the singing. Alfred stopped throwing confetti and stood next to the Master. Kiku was even more confused; the cream plus the hat were making him fall deeper under the Master's spell. Finally, the fell to the ground, face first. The Master walked forward and kneeled in front of Kiku, "Anything you want to say?" Kiku weakly lifted his head and asked:
"Why, Arthur?"
xXx
Kiku slowly woke up. He saw that Master Arthur, Alfred, and Matthew were talking. "We forgot to tell you, Master," Alfred started. "King Francis, from the Red Kingdom, sent you a letter," Matthew finished. "I'll answer the frog's letter later," the Master smiled.
Kiku sat up. His hands were still bounded in the straitjacket. Sitting up must have cost a lot of sound, because the Master turned around after he sat up and walked toward Kiku. "How are you feeling, pet?" the Master asked.
Kiku smiled, "great, Master!"
THE END?
xXx
A/N: Now you know why it is not Cardverse Hetalia. I thought of this universe last Wednesday. Then, I thought of this story. I loved this story, did you?
Sometimes I wonder how this story would sound if I wrote with an accent: "Reave me arone!"
If you didn't understand:
- The world is ruled by two kingdoms, Blue and Red. Blue is the strongest kingdom.
- Arthur rules the Blue Kingdom and Francis rules the Red.
- The ruler of the Blue Kingdom is called "Master."
- The ruler of the Red Kingdom is called "King."
- Everyone that lives in the kingdom looks like a clown. The creams are permanent. But you can tell if someone is from the Blue Kingdom or the Red Kingdom.
- Alfred is a half-bunny and half-human/ past! Country.
- Matthew is a half-rat and half-human/ past! Country.
- If you want more information, vote to turn the story into a multi-chapter.
Why did I choose "Ring O' Roses"?
Well, the song was supposedly about the black plague and the Master's spell is like a plague so I made them sing that.
I want to hug Alfred and Matthew so much. BUNNY ALFIE IS SO CUTE, AND SO IS RAT MATTIE!
Did any of you saw Arthur being the Master? And Francis being the King?
I love this story so much. I would love to continue. There's so much I didn't write in this story that I would love to write. There would be a lot of OCs, and it's because of everything that's happening. Do you want me to continue, comment or review?