"…………………….Kairi?" Sora spoke
"What is it?" Kairi replies
" I'm gay…….." Sora reluctantly admitted
"…………….." Kairi remained silent with a face that said 'are you that much of a dumbass?'
" You can't be serious Kairi!" Sora spoke in a loud voice " I thought you would understand!"
" Do you think I'm that much of a dunce? Kairi then said
" Heh?" Sora spoke confused
" I've known for about 3 months now." Kairi then said " When you went over to Riku's house and then came back all sweaty and walking crookedly, I pretty much caught on."
" Then how come you've never asked me about it?"
"……….dude, I thought u knew I knew"Kairi said
"Wha? Why would you think that?"
" Come on Sora! Even SELPHIE could figure it out, and she's not the brightest of the bunch now is she?"
" Who else knows about it?" Sora then asked in an embarrassed tone
" With the way you were screaming during your 'visit' to Riku's last night, I think people in Uruguay know by now." Kairi then said sarcastically, causing Sora to turn beet red
" Wh-wh-wh-wha-what are you talking about?"
" Come on you dumbass! I don't think you were screaming, and I quote, " AHHH RIKU YOU"RE SO GOOD" while you two were crocheting a nice blanket."
" AHHH! SHUT UP!"
" Hee hee , well Sora! You'll just have to learn to be quieter in the sack. Oh yea I was meaning to ask for a while now, is Riku REALLY that good? He's really cocky, but I always thought he was bluffing about it. I mean he MUST be some good if he can make you scream like that , and for so long too!" Kairi then said to tease Sora
" Uhh………ummmm………..well…….i guess. s-so……." Sora said stammering
" Haha! Sora, you really are too cute! If you were straight I'd totally sit on your face!"
" WHA?" Sora said in disbelief
" Oh yea, you don't know much about vaginas do you? Well basically when a girl says she'd sit on your face, it means that….." Kairi started to say but she was cut off by Sora
" NO! I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Its just that hearing YOU say it is a little awkward……"
" Oh , well I've sat on my fair share of guy's faces." Kairi then said sheepishly
" Kairi………..? What else about you don't I know?" Sora asked reluctantly
" Ah ! well I thought you'd never ask! Well, I have my clit pierced, I'm double jointed, and………"
"SICK!" and with that Sora ran off
"……………was it something I said?" Kairi then said quizzically
