Before I Begin: This is a fanfic starring me and two of my friends. We did not get in here intentionally. I just randomly picked us from my school's yearbook. This story may seem wierd, but just keep an open mind!

And in honor of the great Monty Python's Flying Circus: And now for something completely different...

Prologue

There is an old Hylian legend that co-encides with the legend of the Hero of Time. It is of three teenaged young people whom, in the future, will be the protectors of the Triforces of Power, Wisdom, and Courage, long after the kingdom of Hyrule is gone. They shall come from the future on the eve of the Princess of Destiny's birthday, and assist the Hero of Time in vanquishing an all-too-familiar evil...

It has been roughly seven years since the first downfall of Ganon (Ocarina of Time), and around six years after Link has returned from the land of Termina. As it just happened to be, both events AND Princess Zelda's birthday happened to fall on the same exact day. Since then, the Royal Family has held a ball not only in name of the heir to the throne, but also in celebration of Ganon's defeat, and the return of the Hero of Time.

Many years in the future, a high school senior and his two friends (both seniors, one his best friend, another a quiet girl) are at their Prom, which, by chance, happened to fall on the exact same day as the eve of the old Royal Family ball, which is the night of the Ambassador's Ball.

"I feel this strange evil looming over the horizon, something horrible will happen soon..." Tiger thought as he finished getting dressed. He gave his mom a hug and went off to pick up his best friend. Little did he know that this would be the last time in a great while that he would ever see his own home...

Chapter One: The Door of Time Opens Once More

"Jesus Christ, Mitchell, it's the Junior-Senior prom, a night we've been waiting damn-near 4 years for, and they're having it in a country club. A GOLF COURSE FOR GOD'S SAKE!" said Tiger to his friend as they drove towards the sight of their prom.

"I know, Tweaker, but look on the bright side, at least the music ain't gonna suck as bad." Mitchell replied.

Now, before the story gets too deep, descriptions are in order. Tiger is roughly 5'4" and very muscular for his height (not ripped, just muscularly built.) He wears a pair of dark blue jeans, boots that resemble military boots, a black t-shirt underneath a black pearl-snap shirt, and a black leather jacket over that. Mitchell, naturally, has the same non-formal attire on. He wears a white shirt under a white pearl-snap, cargo jeans that could pass for khakis, and, in typical slacker style, tan skate shoes.

"Hey," cracked Tiger as they pulled into the drive. "Don't you think we should've dressed more formal?"

"Nah, I mean, who's gonna care?"

"I know no one will, but this is Prom..."

"For the last time, there's no use of getting dressed up since we have no dates!"

And that was the end of the matter, for the time being.

Rap, hip-hop, slow country, utter Hell-on-Earth for the two. Given, Mitchell did get the chance to dance with some of the girls there, but Tiger, being the hermit he was, stayed in the back and just socialized with the stone ledge he sat upon.

"I reccon that this has been a waste of time. I'm the only one here who has no one to dance with..." He thought as he looked over his shoulder at the moon, which seemed unusually red, especially this time of year. "...I guess it comes with the territory..."

Just then, one girl caught his attention, she was sitting on a bench all alone, with her head hung. Not being one to see someone in pain (or appearing like they are in pain), he hopped off the ledge and went over to her. He sat down right beside her and gave her a small smile. "Hey, April, why're you here all by your lonesome?"

She just looked up at him with sad eyes, and looked back down. Standing, she was a little shorter than Tiger was, but had the same hair and eye color has he. She wore a dress that resembled Princess Zelda's, except for the symbol on the front and the Triforce ear rings, naturally.

"Then would it be too bold to ask you for a dance?" Tiger half-whispered to her. She looked up at him like a small child being held in the arms of a mother.

That's when all hell broke loose.

Electricity crackled, the power immediately got cut, and a red door opened on the lake. A huge man walked out, shreads of cloth hanging from what little armor he had left. His eyes glowed a menacing gold as he stared right at April. He made his way towards her, pushing people out of the way, his power so immense that the dock the crowd was dancing on collapsed and fell into the pond, all four feet of it. He knocked Tiger out of the way, right into Mitchell, who had just came out of the restroom, with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

"Well hello my fair princess..." The dark man said, grabbing her by the throat and lifting her high in the air. "Do you remember me, Ganondorf? The one whom you locked away!"

Mitchell and Tiger both got up and saw what was going on. By instinct, they charged at Ganondorf, lifting him up like two linebackers after a quarterback, and heaved him into the water, where the others were until they swam to the other shore nearest the road. "April, are you okay?" Both asked simultaneously, after which April nodded.

Tiger cracked, "April, you really need to talk every once in awhile..."

The red door that had appeared in the first place had closed, the magic wearing off. Suddenly, all the lights turned a blood red, and a huge rumbling was heard. A huge monster came from the water, and towered over them. It was Ganon, Ganondorf's ultimate form. He barely had the strength to maintain it, but certainly enough to crush the three.

"Insolent fools, do you really think you can stop me from destroying the princess!" Ganon roared as he took a step forward. The trio ran towards Tiger's truck, and all piled in just as the club house was crushed under the monster's foot. "Now prepare to be irradicated!"

"Dude, you have some serious problems. First off, what's with all the princess bull! It's frecking 2005! And Second, adios jerkwad!" Tiger yelled as he turned the engine, backed up, and drove off into the golf course.

"Why the golf course!" April yelled as the truck tore through the greens with Ganon in hot persuit.

"Rather lead him away from possible victims on the highway, and besides, who golfs as 10 p.m.?"

Just as luck seemed to pay off, they ended up driving into a massive sinkhole, with Ganon falling right behind them. The four fell swiftly down the shaft, where there was a red light glowing.

"Dude...don't tell me that's lava..." Mitchell replied as April clung to him for dear life.

"Okay then," Tiger replied. "It's not lava...it's magma. Lava is on the surface, magma isn't!"

"Smart-ass"

"Know nothings!" a familiar voice roared as he became his normal form, right on the hood of the truck. "It is a portal leading towards Hyrule, at last, I shalll have my revenge!"

The three teens screamed and Ganondorf laughed menacingly as they fell into the red light, taken to a white plane of nothingness, the void between dimensions where Ganondorf was banished to...