A/N: The idea struck down, and I knew I wouldn't be able to fall asleep without typing this thing down…
I do not own One Piece, obviously, I'm just fan passing by, wondering how it would go if… Well, read the story ;D
(Note: This has not been beta read yet)
~Prologue~
-Grand Line academy, girl's bathroom-
"Hey, hey, have you heard the rumors about those kids…?"
"Oh, you mean the SH crew?"
"Huh? What does SH stand for?"
"I've heard it's supposed to stand for 'Swirling hazard'"
"What? That's really lame!"
"I know, right? But if you really look into each of their stories, it kind of makes sense"
"What, you know something about all of them?"
"well… I was interested…"
"Well, spill it! It's got to be something interesting, right?"
"Of course! I don't even know where to begin!"
"Then, what about hat green haired muscular guy, he looked really hot!"
"I know right? Well, his name is Zoro- san, but even though he's a real eye candy, his personality is a real let down…"
"Oh? How so?"
"Well, I've heard he's really short-tempered and often picks fight with just about everyone. This one time, he supposedly beat a teacher, too…"
"No way! How scary~"
"I know, right? But he's not the only one; remember the blond, fit guy?"
"Oh, you mean the one who was smoking?"
"Yeah, his name is Sanji- san, and apparently he's a delinquent. He's famous for skipping classes, bullying freshmen, getting suspended and so on…"
"Wow, I guess stereo types really do come from somewhere…"
"haha, what are you talking about? Anyway, then there was this red haired chick- Nami- san. She's known for wearing way too much make-up and kissing up to boys, and actually- and don't tell anyone I told you this, but it's said she sleeps around for money…"
"ehhhh?! She's a hooker?"
"Shh! Not so loud! But ye, that's what they say… and then there was the black haired girl-"
"Oh, I know about her! Her name is Robin-san, and is never seen without a book, right? She looks kind of gloomy and unsociable, so I was surprised to see her in a crowd like that."
"that's right, well anyway, you know how she always gets the highest scores on tests? Well, I heard she kisses up to the teachers, way more than necessary –if you catch my drift-"
"What? So there are two sluts in that group? How gross, those kids should really grow a moral…"
"Haha, you said it! Anyway, then there's the small brown haired kid…"
"Oh, ye, he was really cute! I wouldn't mind dating such an adorable guy"
"that's impossible, everyone knows Chopper- san is gay…"
"What?! Why haven't I heard of this before?! How disappointing!"
"Right? Well anyway, next there is… Usopp-san"
"Oh, I know about him as well, he's the center of all bullying, right?"
"Yep, that's him. Poor kid, I hear it started because of his long nose, but when it turned out he was actually a really talented artist, he was bullied even more. Really, jealousy can be too ugly sometimes, but then again, I don't want to be dragged into anything, you know?"
"I totally agree. And anyway, in most cases, people actually call the bullying upon themselves, you never know he might actually be a masochist..."
"haha, eww, that sounds gross…"
"haha, well, I was only saying… anyway, what about the tall, skinny guy?"
"Oh, right, that's Brook- san. He's supposedly a musical prodigy, but two years ago he screwed up during a concert and his career crashed!"
"Wow, what a manga- like thing to happen…"
"I know, and on top of that, his personality is really weird and most people avoid him, for either one of those reasons…"
"Wow, sounds tough… Then what about the big, flashy looking guy?"
Oh, you must mean Franky- san. He's known for being a pervert, so watch out?"
"Huh? Like, what does he do?"
"Well, this is only a rumor, but it's said that he actually raped a girl once…"
"No way! And he's actually allowed go walk free? I don't even want to be in the same building as that kind of a freak!"
"Well it's only a rumor, but I agree, though…"
"Ah, but you're forgetting about one, though…"
Ah, you're right. Now, the last one, and the weirdest one of them all, is Luffy- san.
There are actually a lot of rumors regarding him, but I honestly don't think any of them make any sense, people are just guessing because it's weird how he can be surrounded by a bunch of freaks while being completely normal…"
"Wait, so there's actually nothing you can say about him?"
"well, not really… He's known for always being in a good mood… heck, I don't think anyone's seen him angry. Like, ever. He often comes to school with some injuries, though, but they're nothing big, so I guess no one ever really gave much thought to them. But somehow, that normal, happy- go- lucky guy is surrounded by weirdos, which makes him hard to approach… He's like this school's mystery…"
"haha, aren't you just grumpy over how there aren't any good rumors about him?"
"haha, I guess that could be it…"
A/N: This is actually a repost, since i accidentally deleted the first one (don't ask me how -.-')
The text was in italic font because that's how i wanted the prologue to be, meaning the actual story will be in normal text. Please review and let me know what you think.