Hey peeps!

I decided to make a Facebook fanic. Don't worry. This isn't a one shot. These will MANY. As long as you review.

Disclaimer: No.

Kurt Hummel: Just had a wonderful day with the Warblers!

(Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, And 6 others like this)

Mercedes Jones: Aww..I wish you were here Kurt. But it seems you're having fun with your man

Kurt Hummel: Who? Who's the "man"?

Brittany Pierce: It's probably my Grandpa Murray. I'm excited to meet him next week! He said he's gonna give me a magic toothbrush

Finn Hudson: A magic toothbrush?

Brittany Pierce: Artie told me there's a magic hairbrush. So there is probably a magic toothbrush!

Finn Hudson: Cool! can you ask your Grandpa Murray if he can also get me one?

Kurt Hummel: Oh, the wit of Finn and Brittany.

(The Puckasaurus likes this)

Blaine Anderson: Strolling the park with Kurt Hummel was fun! We were able to walk my puppy!

(Kurt Hummel, Brittany Pierce, and 2 others like this)

Kurt Hummel: I'm glad you thought it was fun!

Blaine Anderson: Of course it was fun. I've got too see Jeremiah on the Ice Cream store!

Kurt Hummel: errr, sure. Whatever you say.

Brittany Pierce: Why is it that puppies need to be walked around? why can't they stay at home?

Santana Lopez: Because Britt, if they won't be able to walk around into a park or some shit like that, they will be doing their business at home.

Brittany Pierce: Ooohh...Puppies have business at home? That is so cool! Will they be able to sell a Dora franchise?

Santana Lopez: No, it means they will do the things that has something to do on the bathrooms.

Brittany Pierce: Soo...Puppies can sweep and mop the bathrooms now?

Rachel Berry: Just got home after a practice with The Puckasaurus. Really, Noah? Why did you left me at the Auditorium? ALONE?

(Santana Lopez likes this)

The Puckasaurus: Well if you weren't screaming and yelling me at the fucking whole hour, I wouldn't have left.

Rachel Berry: If you did a good job, I wouldn't be yelling at you!

The Puckasaurus: Nah, i suggest you to keep scolding me every practice. It's hot, you know.

Rachel Berry: Eww! Noah! Can't you just keep your hands to Lauren Zizes?

The Puckasaurus: Well, i would. But she kept rejecting me.

Santana Lopez: Screw Poppin' Fresh. I'm always available, you know? ;)

Finn Hudson: So you guys are ALONE? at the Auditorium? WTH?

The Puckasaurus: Chillax, Frankenteen. We're only rehearsing.

Finn Hudson: JUST rehearsing?

The Puckasaurus: Nothing more, nothing less.

Santana Lopez: Hey Puck! I just said i'm available!

The Puckasaurus: Gotta go now, Hudson. Satan's annoying the hell out of me. My mom needs me to buy some tampons.

The Puckasaurus: Holy shit! that was supposed to be a private message! screw Facebook, i'm outta here.

Finn Hudson: Busted.

Santana Lopez: My man just blew me off!..But since you're here, Frankenteen..

Finn Hudson: errr,,gotta go now. My mom also wants me to buy tampons.

Santana Lopez: I hate my stupid life.

Mercedes Jones: I just saw Kurt and Soul sister. HOLDING HANDS!

(Rachel Berry, Artie Abrams, Kurt Hummel likes this)

Kurt Hummel: We weren't holding hands. He just helped me cross the road.

Santana Lopez: Pff, what a lame excuse. You just got that excuse from Bieber and that Wizard chick who were seen holding hands and Bieber made a pathetic excuse saying he helped her cross the road.

Kurt Hummel: He was really helping me cross the road. I SWEAR!

Mercedes Jones: Satan's completely right. How is it that he's helping you cross the road when i seen both of you holding hands on the MALL!

Santana Lopez: See, i'm expert on lying, cheating, love, and sex.

Kurt Hummel: Is that all?

Santana Lopez: Well what do you expect? that i'll be expert at sewing legwarmers and ugly sweaters that will be suited for Man-hands and give flyers infront of a restaurant? Not cool.

Rachel Berry: Hey! how in the hell did i became the topic of this status?

Finn Hudson: Yeah! and Rachel doesn't give flyers infront of a restaurant! she's a student, she doesn't even have a job!

Rachel Berry: Thanks Finn, i think.

Santana Lopez: Oh boohoo. How in the hell does Smart-pants Berry got a ex-boyfriend with a brain that is in a size of a peanut?

( Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Sam Evans, and Quinn Fabray likes this)

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