The Empire TV Commercials
This is not an ad for Capital One nor Geico, nor does it claim ownership. This is merely intended for you to laugh your pants off at.
Part One:
Rebel Caller: Please? I really just want to go to vacation on Naboo…
Chubsy: Ok,
Darth Vader: (watching screen) Oh, Chubsy… (picks up two action figures; one of himself with a lightsaber, and one of Chubsy) The Answer's always 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' (He pokes Chubsy's action figure with the plastic lightsaber. Chubsy's arms fall off)
Chubsy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vader: That's the spirit! (pokes it again, this time on the legs. Chubsy's legs fall off and he drops to the floor) Now say it!
Chubsy: NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vader: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Take that David Spade!
Chubsy: I should have gone to the Light Side of Capital One!
Vader and Chubsy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Part Two:
Rebel Vanguard: Oh no! It's DARTH VADER! RUN!
Vader: AHAHAHA! (Runs at the Rebels and slices their heads off. A stormtrooper runs up while Vader just stands there.)
Stormtrooper: That sucks! You just got decapitated by a Sith Lord.
Rebel: Yeah. I noticed.
Stormtrooper: Well, at least I have some good news…
Rebel: You will reimburse my family for the loss of my head and they can have a robot head built on it instead? YES!
Stormtrooper: No… I just saved a bunch of money on my landspeeder insurance by switching to Geico.
Rebel: …
Vader: Yes, and I got the Gecko! (the Geico Gecko starts doing the robot on Vader's shoulder)
Stormtrooper: Geico! Fifteen minutes could save you 50 or more on landspeeder insurance!
Vader: Are you doing a COMMERCIAL! (slices off stormtrooper's head)
The Gecko: HOORAH! TWO-TIMES TUESDAY!