Chapter One
'When does the show start, Fredward?' (Sam)
'(Sighs) In about 15 minutes.' (Freddie)
'Ok, we still have to rehearse.' (Carly)
'In 5,4,3,2...' (Freddie)
"Im Carly! And Im Sam! '..and this is iCarly!"
'mmm, I want food, Carly!' (Sam)
'Carly! ..Carly?!'
'She's not here.' (Freddie)
'Well, where is she?' (Sam) so she must pass I'll try to force okay
'At the GroovieSmoothie.' (Freddie)
'Eh, there's food down there, but Im lazy, so...' (Sam)
'Im going to bed here, 'kay?' (Sam)
'No, Spencer took some pills and, well, you just dont want to see him.'
'(Sighs) okayyyyyyy.'