Oonie's Biographie!
So, like most stories, this one starts with two people falling in love and wanting a kiddie.
Unlike other stories, they were not only gay, but it was an interspecies relationship.
Oonie's parents were Zim and Dib. How the hell, you're probably wondering, could two dudes make a kid? Easy, Irken tech!
Sure at first both thought the invention was just another mess up for the ever growing list, bu that was before they were together, before they wanted a kid.
A cloning machine. Zim had hoped to clone himself so he'd have an army to take over Earth, but when he was complete he found a fluke in the machine.
The first time Zim tried to clone himself, it merely ended with an explosion. After some tweaking he was sure it'd work, but still it failed. Rather then another Zim, he was faced with a small smeet Zim.
He gave up then and there, giving the smeet to a foster family of Vort. They didn't last long, but thats another story. He left the machine to gather dust in the deepest part of his lab as he moved on to another plan that was destined to fail.
After Dib and Zim had gotten together, they soon wished for more. They wanted a kid, just like any other normal couple had. So, after some arguments and fighting, they rediscovered the clonging machine by pure chance.
By putting both of their DNA into the cloning machine, they were able to produce a baby with qualities similar to both the irken and human races. Of course he far more resembled his irken father as Dib was merely an experiment b y his own dad that was made to be like the human race.
Their son had green skin, graceful lekku, amber eyes, dark wild hair and the same alergies as any irken. Because of his dads, he was said to have gotten the same diseas as Zim and was immediatly deemed gay.
He was like his dads, an outcast in the large student body. Though unlike his parents, he had no arch enemy -aka best friend-. Just some crazed stalker whom had parents that had happened to stalk both Zim and Dib.
Soon after Oonie was born Dib got sick. It was some sort of glitch in his artificial DNA that gave him an unknown diseas that no one could cure.
Zim had promised he'd help his 'human' mate survive, but in the end he had to stop his sufering so Zim had to end Dib's life. Little did he know Oonie had witnessed it and had gotten showered with his dad's blood.
Of course he kept that little memory to himself.
He ended up getting raised by Zim and GIR, which surprisingly didn't traumatize him for life. In fact he turned out to be an optomistic happy kid, though still horribley lonely.
His life had been going pretty normaly otherwise until a randome SIR unti crashes in his front yard. Her name was Numi and he managed to save her and adopt her as his own.
Soon after an irken by the name of Gizaramimi comes knocking on the door and ends u pliving with them accompanied by her SIR unit Tarni.
Oonie now has a friend at school, a nice family at home, someone to help fight off Max and an overall happy life. Yay Oonie!!
Yay! This is my Biography for my OC Oonie! I own everythang here that Jhonen doesn't!
-Taylor- hows this for a bio? Good enough?
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