In soviet Russia Biohazard and Drunken Sailor own you!
xxxxxxx One day at the bar xxxxxxx
Ada: Leon check this out.
Leon: Salazaar?
Salazaar: zzzzzzzz…
Ada/Leon: Hm…
All: WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN MIDGET?
WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN MIDGET?
WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN MIDGET?
EARLY IN THE MORNING?
Salazaar awoke to find hundreds of zombies staring at him. In a panic he ran to a police station to find something waiting for him it was over eight feet tall and wore a black protective jacket. The thing spoke.
"S.T.A.R.S"
DROP HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF RACCOON CITY,
DROP HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF RACCOON CITY,
DROP HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF RACCOON CITY EARLY IN THE MORNING!
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES EARLY IN THE MORNING!
After that Salazaar was glad to have been brought home. With such a headache he hadn't bothered to see who had brought him here, all he wanted was to go home and lay down. That's when he heard the chainsaws start up.
THROW HIM IN THE VILLAGE WITH THE BELLA SISTERS,
THROW HIM IN THE VILLAGE WITH THE BELLA SISTERS,
THROW HIM IN THE VILLAGE WITH THE BELLA SISTERS
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES, EARLY IN THE MORNING!
He wasn't to sure what had happened. One minute he's in the village and the next he's in a cage. Oh well, at least he didn't need to see another chainsaw again. Boy, was he wrong.
PUT HIM IN A CAGE WITH DOCTOR SALVADOR,
PUT HIM IN A CAGE WITH DOCTOR SALVADOR,
PUT HIM IN A CAGE WITH DOCTOR SALVADOR,
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
Oh god, what next? He was tired, hungry and that headache wasn't going away. He looked out into the water. Maybe there were some fish in there? He heard something behind him. It felt like it was staring at him. Something as cold as ice, with no soul. He turned to see a red dress (AN: Guess who). Mistaking it for blood, Salazaar ran to the nearest boat and drove away. Something moved underneath the boat. A bass? Well, not quite.
THROW HIM IN THE WATER WITH DE LAGO,
THROW HIM IN THE WATER WITH DE LAGO,
THROW HIM IN THE WATER WITH DE LAGO,
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
WAY, HEY AND UP SHE RISES,
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
Ada smiled. They had scared Salazaar so badly he could barley speak, and all before lunch. She had returned to the bar to get a drink. There she found someone else.
Ada: Leon?
Leon: Zzzz…
Ada: Hm…
WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN AGENT?
WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN AGENT?
WHAT DO YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN AGENT
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
In the President's office things were going as usual. Some hippie had come in protesting against war. Only this one brought something with him to make his point. He brought a gun.
Hippie: Weapons are not the answer!
He slammed it on the desk accidentally setting it off and sending a bullet through the ceiling.
Graham: You idiot that was my daughter's room!
Ashley: Leon!
Graham: Nice shot!
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER,
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER,
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER
EARLY IN THE MORNING!
AN/ Yo! Death here! This was written by famine because I'm too lazy to type this up.
Sorry for the wait on TWTHOD I have MAJOR Writers block. And I'm Lazy.
See you all Later.
Plague: Meow!
Famine: Yep plague too
War: she does know that's a cat. Right?