Title: Coming Home

Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Pairings: Guess~ haha

Genre: Attempt at Comedy?

Status: Oneshot

Warning: Sexual themes, un-beta'd

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story and I'm not making any money. Katekyo Hitman Reborn! belongs to Amano Akira-sensei.

Author's Note: Humor me and take a guess~ (haha)

Coming Home

Xanxus opened the doors to his chambers. The Varia Boss stumbling upon himself, completely hammered, the sign of a successful mission. He squints his eyes in the darkness of his suite. Trying in vain to see in the pitch black bedroom. A smirk graced his lips as the spoiled boss made out a figure on his bed. The form obscured and huddled underneath the covers. Of course his devoted shark will be ready and waiting by the time he came back!

With a sudden urge to execute a sneak attack on his boisterous lover, Xanxus proceeded to shrug his jacket and made his way towards the bed. The raven head snickered lowly to himself, pleased that the trash did not stir. The mattress dips slightly as he crawled underneath the satin sheets. Carefully, he presses his body against his lover's more bulky form. When the hell did his shark get so buff?

Dismissing the other's change in body mass, he places his hands on his lover's hips, squeezing the assassin's lithe pelvis. Xanxus buries his head against the crook of his lover's neck, blowing warm breaths of air against the naked skin. The snuggled form mewled softly, stiffening as he awoke against his boss's body. The voice a few octaves too deep to be Squalo. What the…?

The Varia Boss froze, wrath immediately racking through his body. He trembles slightly, unable to control the anger gushing from him as sobriety engulfs him. No one dares to play games with him because he does not take well to being tricked easily. With a shaky hand, he trails the other's body. Unhurriedly, as if- no he was terribly afraid of what he will find, Xanxus traces his fingers against the dips in the other's torso. The nestled body shamelessly whimpering.

His greatest fears manifesting before his eyes, Xanxus's digits lands on a ring clasped onto his subordinate's right nipple. A sharp gasp left his subordinate's lips. The fearsome boss quivered visibly. Disgust and horror plaguing his body. He clenches his teeth, for fear that vile will spill from his mouth. Letting out a shuddered breath, Xanxus guessed his fate.

"Levi." His tone calm, foreboding insidious promises.

The Varia's Lightning grew rigid. The younger man slowly turned towards his senior, his head curving painfully to sneak a look at his superior's handsome face.

"Bossu…" His voice gentle, loving, and filled with undying devotion.

"AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!"

Author's Note: Couldn't help myself~ (haha)