Gundam No.5
(A Beautiful Parody)
A/N: This just...appeared in my brain as I was listening to my lil' sis's iPod ('cos I'm cool) and I thought the song said Sandrock instead of Sandra...Thus, this was born.
Apologies if the lyrics suck, I really only wrote this for the chorus. And I'm only half-way through watching the GW series (although I've nearly finished the movie and have read Episode Zero! Waheeee!)
And now, for your enjoyment....Wufei, with Gundam No.5! Feel free to sing along (it works!)
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Pilots and Gentlemen, this is Gundam No.5.
One, two, three, four, five, all the pilots in the sky so come on let's fly.....
To some OZ base just around the corner...
Trowa says they're gonna to blow it up but Quatre really doesn't wanna.
And self-destruction is so last week!
But not to Heero, so I've gotta stay deep.
I like Deathscythe, Altron, Sandrock and Griepe-
And as I continue, Doctor J's making them sweeter.
So what can I do instead of Operation Meteor?
To Duo, fighting's become a big bore-
But anything mecha, damn right we can pump it!
Come and get it on in my cockpit!
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FABULOUS GUNDAM CHORUS-
A little bit of Heavyarms in my life,
A little bit of Epyon by my side.
A little bit of Zero's all I need,
A little bit of Tallgeese's all I see.
A little bit of Sandrock in the sun,
A little bit of Deathscythe all night long.
A little bit of Shenlong here I am,
A little bit of Wing makes me your man!
GUNDAM NUMBER FIVE!
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Jump up and down and move Zero all around.
Blast your guns to the sound, burn the base to the ground.
Take one shot left and one shot right.
Beam cannon to the front and beam cannon to the side.
Swing your scythe once and slice your swords twice
And if Oz look pwned then you're doing it right!
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A little bit of Heavyarms in my life,
A little bit of Epyon by my side.
A little bit of Zero's all I need,
A little bit of Tallgeese's all I see.
A little bit of Sandrock in the sun,
A little bit of Deathscythe all night long.
A little bit of Shenlong here I am,
A little bit of Wing makes me your man!
(Barge)
GUNDAM! IT'S A GUNDAM!
Gundam Number 5... (Insert explosion noises)
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A little bit of Heavyarms in my life,
A little bit of Epyon by my side.
A little bit of Zero's all I need,
A little bit of Tallgeese's all I see.
A little bit of Sandrock in the sun,
A little bit of Deathscythe all night long.
A little bit of Shenlong here I am,
A little bit of Wing makes me your man!
I do all I can to pilot a Gundam like Nataku!
'Cause Romefeller can't run and Oz can't hide...
You and Vayeate gonna blast the sky.
Gundam Number Five!
(AARGH! IT'S A GUNDAM!)
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Written on crack. Obviously. Thank you for reading, and if you're anything like me you'll be mumbling that chorus (Sandrock onwards) for the rest of your life!
-The Love Bug