Princess Peach's Burping Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I am honestly surprised that I haven't done this.
It was a crisp night in the meadows that the Super Smash Brothers Mansion was located at as Princess Peach let out a loud yawn, stretching her arms.
"Man... what a night," Peach admitted as she held her hands together, taking a glance at the windows leading to the balcony. "I'm so glad I had that tasty buffet... it was yummy!"
Peach felt her stomach rumble as she bent over, letting out a deep pitched fart as she sighed of relief.
"Ahh, that felt good," Peach admitted as she smiled, glancing at her stomach. "But maybe it's time I let some steam out from the attic instead of the basement."
She then closed her eyes as she placed her hands on her stomach, turning what would be a fart into a belch as she burped loudly. Peach gasped as she placed her right hand over her mouth, giggling as she noted how deep pitched her belch was.
"My! That was almost as fun as farting!" Peach admitted as she burped loudly again, patting her stomach. "Maybe I should balance it out! It'll come in handy as a backup move for the Smash battles!"
"Peach!" Princess Zelda exclaimed as she entered the bedroom, closing the door as she approached Peach, putting her hands on her hips. "Must you always be so gassy? Why can't you hold it in like the rest of us girls?"
Peach scoffed as she waved her right hand at Zelda. "Oh Zelda, you should know that I'm doing my best to hold my title as the gassiest Smasher in the entire mansion!" She then stretched her arms in the air as she belched loudly, disgusting Zelda. "If you don't like it, then don't get in my way."
Zelda simply shook her head as she noticed Peach placing both of her hands on her stomach. Zelda could only gawk as Peach burped and farted at the same time, shaking the entire room with her bad gas as Zelda stormed out of the bedroom. Sonic The Hedgehog and R.O.B. came strolling down the hallway as they watched Zelda go right past them.
"Hey, princess! What's the rush?" Sonic laughed as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
Zelda screamed angrily as she briefly turned her head to the blue colored anthropomorphic hedgehog and gray colored robot. "Augh! Peach is being an annoying gassy airhead again!"
"I suspect that she's letting out the rotten fumes from her rear end," R.O.B. suggested as he moved his mechanical arms about.
Peach let out another explosive burp that shook the room, with Sonic screaming as he jumped into R.O.B.'s robotic arms.
"That one wasn't from my big fat butt!" Peach laughed as she waved at Sonic and R.O.B. with her right hand, belching again as she went back into her bedroom.