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It was exactly 10:30 at the office and everyone was busy at work. Even Micheal was in his own office silently sighning out some forms that Pam had given him. But even though it was a rare peacefull moment Jim had the urge to pull a prank on Dwight. A half an hour ago part of a stack of Jim's paper's in which he had sorted by date was on Dwight's desk. Dwight had pushed them off his desk with a ruler and they had all goten out of order when they fell on the floor. Two hours of work from yesterday was all gone. So Jim devised up a plan to get back at Dwight.

Jim was famouse for his pranks. There was the stapler in Jelly, future Dwight, him pretending to be Dwight, connecting his phone calls to himself and to many more to say all at once. Being the awesome prankster that he was he knew that he would have to wait for Dwight to not be at his desk. It was around 2:00 when Dwight finally got up from his desk to go to the bathroom ( he ate lunch at his desk to get more work done so Jim couldn't to it then). Knowing Dwight he wouldn't be gone for long so Jim quickly sat in Dwight's chair. He used a pen to pry open Dwight's phone and carefully stuck a piece of clothe by the earthone and then snapped the phone back together.

Jim heard the bathroom door open so hurriedly jumped back into his own seat. Dwight sat back down and was typing something on his computer untill his phone ring. As soon as Dwight picked up his phone Jim picked up his , long ago when Jim first got to Dunnder Mifflin he had managed to to a little snipping and connecting in order to listen into Dwight's phone calls.

" Hello, this is Dwight Schrute it is so nice to be talking to you again Mr. Gult,"

" Mr. Gult that sounds familiar", thought Jim but he pushed that thought aside to listen to the conversation.

,"Now let us talk about your deal."

" Okay but you listen to me I want it to be cheaper." said Mr. Gult.

Jim knew that all Dwight would hear is muffling sound because of the cloth.

" What did you say?" asked Dwight.

" You heard me I said that I want the deal to be cheaper for me. I need the paper but I don't want to spend all of my money on it." responded Mr. Gult.

But all Dwight could hear is " muffle, muffle, fuff, pfth, " and so on.

" I don't think that I quite understand." said a confused Dwight.

Jim couldn't understand either, why was Dwight being so polite?

" Now you listen to me son if you don't say something out of your mouth logical I'm going to take my buisness to Staples or some other place."

" Ummm?" was all that Dwight could say to all of the muffled sounds that he was hearing.

" That's it I'm out of this deal." shouted Mr. Gult and he hung up the phone hard.

When Dwight put down the phone his face was pale white Jim didn't know why so he decided to make one of his funny remarks.

" So how did your phone call go." said Jim innocently.

" Oh I don't know why don't you ask my biggest client Mr. Gult!!!" yelled Dwight.

" Oh, er, I, ummmm." stammered Jim.

Dwight got up and headed straight toward Micheal's office, "MICHEAL!"