I do not own Naruto. :
So don't remind me. If I did, Sasuke and Naruto would be...together and doing naughty things. ;)
If you like, then tell me, if not, then I won't continue.
Dear Jurnal
Sauske's POV
Dear Jurnal: (refuse to call it a dairy)
I did the unthinkable. Or in my case, the one thing that might coast me my life. My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I am 19, and my curent rank is Anbu. I have a beautiful wife, and no children.
But that's just the problem. I have a wife. My wife is the hottest thing in town. I know that I'm younge, but my parents are retarded like that.
Well, that's wat they think anyways.
Pfft. She is not hot. In fact, she's the most annoying thing I ever met.
Actually, all femals are annoying and ugly to me.
Yes. I'm gay.
I used to think that my wife was pretty and stuff.
That was until I met him.
Now he is the most beautifulest person I'd ever seen.
He has bright blonde hair that will put the sun to shame, bright blue eyes that
would make the sky seem dull, and the most bronz skin I'd layed my eyes on.
But theirs only one flaw, he's straight. I think.
And he's a dope. But that just adds to the cuteness.
Another is the reason why I'm waisting time writting in this Goddamn thing.
Sakura, my wife, said that I was wasn't touching her enough, like I'd touch that thing.
So, in order to clear things up, my parents sent us to 'couples' therapy.
Grrrr. Damn, I sware she is sooooo annoying.
And to add to all that shit, my mom wan'ts kids! KIDS!!
How the hell am I suppost to have kids if I can't even look at her and not throw up?
God, and I haven't even seen her naked!! Shudder. And I'm noy planning on it anytime soon!
It's the thing. She's bitching again. Sigh, well I better go see what she wan'ts before she's not the only one bitching at me.
Uchiha Sasuke.
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So R&R :)
The next chapter will be them going to school, him talking to Naruto, and yata yata yata.