Before you ask! I know the other stories of this were deleted, and that is because of my brother. He thought it would be great revenge to delete them. So here I am trying to rewrite this. And I know its not like the first one, and probably not as good as that one either, but I tried. The only thing I remembered from the first one was the beginning and end. So those are really the only things that stayed the same.

Anyways go on with the story….

Also Disclaimer: I don't own Big Time Rush.

Carlos stared at the computer screen in front of him, dazed. "Genius!" he muttered.

He pondered over the idea for a while, then yelled for his friends. "Kendall, James, Logan, Jo, Camille, and Katie!" In a flash, six of his friends were standing in front of him, either confused or irritated.

"My dear friends, you must be wondering why I hollered for you. Well, I just figured out what we're going to do tomorrow. It's going to be hilarious."

"I want us to do some things at Wal-Mart." Camille rolled her eyes, "Wal-Mart... they don't even sell walls there." Carlos' booming laugh reverberated around the house, while the others stifled a laugh.

"Carlos, I know what you're thinking, no way we're going to go to humiliate ourselves in front of a supermarket full of people." Logan said. "C'mon bro! Lighten up! Have some fun for a change! I mean, this is like the most classic of pranks and we haven't even done it yet. What's the whole point of pranks?" "Camille.." Logan tried. "He's right! Lets just have a little fun..." Camille reasoned. Camille is the only one that can change Logan's mind. Carlos thought. He's whipped after all... "Fine." He grumbled. "What do you say, deal?" He got seven nods as a reply.

And so, the seven of them picked some funny and amusing things to do at Wally's World out of the thousands they found, spent the rest of the day doing a bit of rehearsing and a little bit of arguing. They were convinced that they were prepared to take on Wal-Mart.

But the real question was whether Wal-Mart is ready for them.

(the next day)

"Friends, prepare yourself for the BEST DAY EVER!" Carlos declared.

1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

James

Walking up to the nearest security camera. James began to look in it as if it was a mirror.

"Gosh this thing has been bothering me all day long.." James started digging for gold in his nose.

Still staring into the camera, James kept trying to get the booger out of his nose. While the security guys were getting disgusted with the show.

"Come on little thing. I got it…Wait, I lost it." Looking like he was digging a hole in his nose.

The security guards were about to get up and leave to stop this weird young man from picking his nose in front of the camera, when they heard "Aha I got it." Beat that booger!" The teenager said inspecting the gross green thing that came out of his nose.

James stepped away from the camera, flicking his booger on to the ground, not even bothering to put it in the trashcan. And started towards his friends.

What a nasty sight the security guards just seen.

2. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

Logan

Logan stood at the bathroom doors looking around to see if any body was near to see what he was about to do. The only people he could see were his friends, who were standing somewhat near him.

'Lets just get this over with' He thought to his self. He switched the men's sign to the woman's bathroom door. While doing the same to the Women's but putting it on the men's door.

After doing this, Logan ran to his friends. To wait for somebody to go to the bathroom. A little while later a grown man maybe about twenty walked right into the 'Men's bathroom' but was actually the women's.

All of a sudden you can hear a girlish scream come from the bathroom. "You pervert, I should call the cops on you." An old women yelled hitting the poor man with her bag.

"I'm sorry, the sign said 'Men'." The man apologized covering his body from the women's beating.

Logan and his friends were laughing so hard they had tears come from their eyes.

3. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Jo

Following this man's every move. Jo started to feel like a stalker.

This man, you could tell was shopping for his family. He has a lot of food in his buggy, diapers, and formula. What a Mr. Mom.

The man was in the dairy aisle of Wal-Mart, looking at the milk, cheeses, yogurts, and etc. Jo was in the same aisle pretending to look at the type of cheeses. She couldn't make her move yet, the man had a firm grip on his buggy.

Jo looked to her left to see her boyfriend, and her friends standing in the middle of an aisle. 'So not obvious' she thought.

She looked back at Mr. Mom to see that his hand was off of the buggy, and his back was turned to it. She smiled.

Walking up to the buggy slowly and quietly. Jo reached out, grabbed the buggy and made a run for it. Surprisingly the man didn't see or hear Jo take the buggy.

Jo was now with her friends in another aisle with the buggy. But all of a sudden you can hear a 'What the fuck where is my buggy?' 'My wife is going to be pissed!'

Abandoning the buggy, they all walked away laughing.

4. Go into the toy section and throw all the Dora the Explorer toys on the ground and when people try to pick them up yell at them "SWIPER NO SWIPING!".

Carlos

Walking into the toy section of Wal-Mart, Carlos located all of the Dora the Explorer toys/items.

Grabbing them all, he gently placed them on the ground. The toys were now in a circle. Carlos just smiled to his self.

Standing in the middle of the toys. Carlos waited for people to pick up the toys.

A women and her five year old daughter enter the aisle. You could tell this girl was a Dora the Explorer fan. She had the shirt, shoes, and backpack.

'Just perfect' Carlos smiled.

"Oh mommy, mommy. I want that pwease." The little girl begged her mom for one of the Dora Explorer toys that were circling around Carlos.

"Okay honey, you can have it." Go get it." The girl walked up to Carlos and tried to grab the toy. When all of a sudden Carlos yells "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" Oh you could tell the little girl was scared because she dropped that toy.

"But I want the toy." She goes for the toy again.

"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

The girl ran up to her mom, scared to death, and a little hurt that she couldn't have the toy. The mom being furious walks up to Carlos, and yells 'You don't yell at my daughter, so if she wants the toy, She'll get it."

"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" The mom tries to get the toy off the floor.

"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" And they keep going at it for about five minutes. And all you can hear is Kendall and everybody laughing, and the little girl crying.

"FOR THE LAST TIME SWIPER NO SWIPING!" The mom being frustrated stomps away grabs her daughter and tells her 'Sweetie well go get you another Dora the Explorer toy somewhere else.' Walking away the mom flicks Carlos off behind her back.

Carlos gasps offended. And steps out of the circle of toys, walks to his friends and says 'You see what she did?' But his response was a whole bunch of laughing.

5. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them and shout, ˜Red Rover!'.

Katie

Walking behind a couple holding hands Katie began to count in her head to ten. '1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!' Katie ran right between them yelling 'RED ROVER!' Breaking the couples intertwined hands, and giving her weird looks.

Katie ran to another couple, running between them screaming 'RED ROVER!'

Katie kept going at this for about seven minutes before she got frustrated that nobody wanted to play with her.

"What are you to old to play red rover?" Katie yelled at an elderly couple. "Gosh people these days." Katie walked off from the terrified couple to her brother and friends.

6. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Bat cave!"

Kendall

Grabbing a blanket from a shelf, Kendall draped the blanket over his shoulders.

Going into an aisle that was crowded with people. Kendall began running around dodging people saying 'I'm Batman. Come Robin-to the Bat cave!' Kendall's pretend cape swooshing around.

"I'm Batman! Hear me roar!" Kendall yelled getting weird looks from random customers.

"Robin?" Where are you?" He asked worriedly. "Were late!"

"I'm already at the cave!" Kendall yelled mad. 'Batman' waited impatiently for Robin to come, which he never did.

'Fine, whatever, I don't need you help!" Kendall stomped away swooshing his cape all the way to his friends.

"Robin never came." Kendall blubbered.

7. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

Camille

Walking through the store looking at things, Camille heard the intercom 'Clean up on aisle A, Clean up on an aisle A."

"OH MY GOSH, there back, there back!" Camille screamed assuming fetal position. "No, no its those voices again!" She began to rock back and forth.

"What do you want from me?" She cried loudly that attracted the attention of customers. Who were now surrounding her.

"Don't tell me what to do!" "Go away!" Camille started to suck on her thumb.

"Hey sweetie calm down, it was just the intercom." A gentle voice told her, trying to calm her down.

It took about ten minutes to calm her down. Now Camille was standing up running to her friends.

'I totally sold it.' Camille thought to her self proudly standing in front of her laughing friends.

9. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Everybody

All seven of them were now standing behind their own shopping carts. Getting ready to race for victory.

"On you mark get set, GO!" Yelled Kendall.

Everybody began racing, dodging people. Carlos being the clumsy one knocked over a few people. Who just simply cussed him out. Carlos ignoring them wanting to win.

The race went on for a while. Surprisingly not getting kicked out. But soon enough the manager of Wal-Mart was standing right there in front of them with his arm held out telling them to stop.

Everybody was able to stop except for Logan who knocked down the manager, who was know moaning and groaning in pain. All seven of them looked at each other and nodded and ran for the exit. Going to their van.

"Today was fun." Katie said, after she calmed down.

Carlos looked pointedly at Logan. Logan sighed. "Fine. Jo's right, today was fun. Really."

"We should do it again!" Camille said, bouncing with energy.

"For sure!" James agreed.

Everybody nodded.

As they piled into the van. Carlos said "Were so going to Sam's club tomorrow."

Oh, I decided to make this a multi chapter story. So the next chapter will be them at Sam's club, then Target and so on. I hope you liked it.

And I'm sorry about the other stories getting deleted, blame my brother.

Expect the next chapter some time soon, maybe. Oh and also you should check out my new story Opposite Day. (: