(A/N: Hi Yall! Long time, no see! (Who are you talking to? You don't have any fans anymore.) Shut up! Anyway, I'm having some trouble in my life right now and can't work on most of my old fanfics. But, I thought I'd write a quicky little short, maybe two later on.)
Ichigo: We are best friends, right?
Toushiro: Yes, of course.
Ichigo: So, be honest with me, who do you like?
Toushiro: No one. I love someone.
Ichigo: Oh, she must be very lucky...
Toshiro: Definitely. I've loved her ever since I met her.
Ichigo: Really? Well, since we're best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Toshiro: Oh okay.*takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her...*
Ichigo: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call. *Answers the phone* Hello?
Toshiro: I'm in love with you, you fool.
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Renji: Hey, Shuuhei.
Shuuhei: Yes?
Renji: I just failed.
Shuuhei: ...me too.
Both: *look at each other and high five*
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Rangiku and Yachiru fell into a pit...
Rangiku: It's dark in here, right?
Yachiru: I don't know, I can't see.
(And, just because I can. ~You're standing at the bottom of a pit... it starts to fill with water... your drown? THEFUCK, get you goddamn feet off the ground! FLOAT BITCH FLOAT!)